Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

I actually yelled at the TV tonight. I've been pretty drunk/calm most of the season, but I got pretty worked up tonight.

I watched a Russell Peters stand-up afterwards. It made me feel less awful

 
This morning my two year old son pointed to my eye and said, "You have a boo-boo in your eye." Sure enough. Bloodshot eyes. lol

 
Woke up after drinking till 4:30! Kitchens a mess. Apparently I had to taste everything last night. Pretty sure I ate some raw hamburger and something that looked like a year old onion. Going to the store for frozen burritos and some more booze! Time for some more fun! I'll check in with you punks in a few hours.

 
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