Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

[jsneb83]

Tonight feels like a steak and beer kind of night.

 

[Foppa]

Drank way too much at a 1st birthday party for my niece. Not my fault...Way too hot + swimming pool + beer = yeah.

 

[GSG]

I've had a lot of rum, a bottle of Night Train, and now some vodka and I'm not very drunk. Something is wrong with me! I'm gonna die!!

 

[tschu]

Drunk FIFA is awesome.

hmmm...do u happen to live with one of my friends? he's from north dakota

OLIN!

RP!

 

[Hoosker]

Sunday Funday.

That is all.

 

[huKSer]

Why is the keyboard spinning?

 

[MLB 51]

Is there anything beer can't do.

 

[MLB 51]

I'm there.

 

[PaulCrewe]

I'm bored. Pre-bumo bump, cause in an hour I don't expect they typing skillz to be ther

 

[MLB 51]

Bump. When did you ever have typing skills.

 

[MLB 51]

Man I passed drunk so far back it ain't even funny. I don't like proffing my own posts

 

[UNL_Red_Man]

Never underestimate Sailor Jerry's Rum. Bump.

 

[Enhance]

Sailor Jerry's smell makes me want to vomit. Can't do that stuff anymore.

 

[Nebula]

I will not tell a lie. I am very, very drunk. So drunk that I can finally tell you how I feel. I profess this, nakedly baring all that I am and all that I ever will be.

I see you, standing majestically

Dissecting defensive dissension

I know I cannot quell the internal erosion

Shawn Watson, you are my erotic explosion

 

[Ratt Mhule]

I will not tell a lie. I am very, very drunk. So drunk that I can finally tell you how I feel. I profess this, nakedly baring all that I am and all that I ever will be.

I see you, standing majestically

Dissecting defensive dissension

I know I cannot quell the internal erosion

Shawn Watson, you are my erotic explosion

I laughed out loud. Im drunk