CAPTION CONTEST #5

[I See Red People]

"See Bobby Jo, now I can mow the yard easier."

 

[HUSKER 37]

Steven Wright picked me up when I was hitch hiking last night.

He said, "You might want to put your seatbelt on..I saw this in a cartoon once and I THINK I can do it".

 

[HUSKER 37]

They finally put in that chair lift at the Tulsa (Cross Country) Ski resort.

http://www.go-oklahoma.com/Skiing]

(The first two entries were just for practice)

 

[HSKRNOKC]

They finally put in that chair lift at the Tulsa Cross Country Ski resort.

Oklahoma Ski Conditions?

(The first two entries were just for practice)

Allright this is Husker37 entry..

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude and has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the projects with his old lady and they had a pretty good thing together because his old lady was really fine and she could cook and all that stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man! Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat one of 'em, man, wow...

TC: Wow, did you know these people, man?

CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live next door to me, y'know...until they got kicked out, man.

TC: Wha? They got kicked out of the projects, man?

CM: Yeah, you know what happened, man? They used ta live with all these midgets, y'know, and da midgets used ta make a lotta noise, y'know, like pounding and hammering and pounding all night, man...

TC: Typical freaks, huh?

CM: Oh, yeah, man, they were really freaks, man. As a matter of fact, they all moved up north together, y'know.

TC: Oh, they had to go get their head together, man?

CM: Yeah, get their head together. And they started a commune, y'know. It was called the...uh..."Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune"

Cheech y Chong are gonna demand royalties, ya know...

Pedro Depacas and "Man"

 

[BigWillie]

Getting the car up in the tree was the easy. Finding toilet bowl blue paint for the trailor was the hard part.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Due to budget cuts and the horrible economy Santa had to move and Christmas is cancelled, Santa is now Bob who is a raging alcoholic and this is where he lives.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

"Ok, Earl and Earlene... go hang yer stockings on the gun rack and we'll be finished."

 

[rawhide]

What ET would have looked like filmed in Okieland. ET payphone home. Iiiidddddiooooot

 

[The Maudfather]

"Ok, Earl and Earlene... go hang yer stockings on the gun rack and we'll be finished."

:rollin

 

[GSG]

Season"s Greetings from teh Mizzou Crew!

-TuffTiger, MUTigerFan and fro daddy

couldn't resist guys

 

[strigori]

Ok I have broad shoulders so I present to you...... this trailer park beauty..

Closes Monday at 11:59p

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Was a rusted old beetle making the crash

And what should I expect from the white trash

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Ok I have broad shoulders so I present to you...... this trailer park beauty..

Closes Monday at 11:59p

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Was a rusted old beetle making the crash

And what should I expect from the white trash

Very nice..

 

[HSKRNOKC]

There are some great ones in here. Finish strong guys whoever wins will be the leader.

 

[fro daddy]

Season"s Greetings from teh Mizzou Crew!

-TuffTiger, MUTigerFan and fro daddy

couldn't resist guys

but i live in omaha...