Caption Contest C

[slacker]

100th caption contest! Feels like there should be some sort of ceremony..

New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest XCIX

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[husker rob]

An Ethiopian paratrooper prepares to land in a pool of man eating alligators. How many will he eat before they pull him out?

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

"It's an adventure safari they say!!!" "Fun in the Sun they say!!!!" "NO f'ing CROCODILES THEY SAY!!!!" man rethinks his decision to book adventure safari through fly by night travel agent.

 

[rawhide]

Oh sure the first time I wear my Gucci croc jump boots; my karma sux.

 

[BGREDSTUCKN IA]

An Ethiopian paratrooper prepares to land in a pool of man eating alligators. How many will he eat before they pull him out?

Winner!! Damn funny!

 

[huskerhaze]

This guy has about the same chance Ohio State did in the BCS title game.

 

[DJR313]

One alligator to the other; "I didn't realize we could get a delivery all the way out here. Hey, who ordered lunch? That bastard should have asked me before he called!"

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I have a parachute!! What could go wrong?!

 

[cmb23]

Apparently Steve Spurrier is no longer welcome at 'The Swamp'.

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

"ANTICIPATION"

That adrenaline rush that'll make you pucker!

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :ahhhhhhhh

 

[LouisianaHusker]

Oh sh#t, I don't think the Ranger handbook covers this.

 

[808Husker in KCMO]

"Coon Skin and Alligator Hide

Makes a pair of Jump Boots just the right .... Oh S**t..."

 

[huskernumerouno]

one croc to the other, " No worries, I hear they taste like chicken"

 

[westgatehusker]

this is the long awaited location for anna nicole smith's final resting place