Caption Contest LXXIX

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New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest LXXVIII

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[rawhide]

I can't believe it's a f'ing d00d

 

[Nigel87]

Never fully recovering from the Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction”, a desperate Janet Jackson is now for hire for private parties, birthday parties, and Bar Mitzvahs.

 

[BornNBredRed]

"Mom...why's dad wearing leather pants?"

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Please god! I have been good.

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Please tell me she's not my real sister.

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

In order to keep the Colorado recruiting tradition alive.....Coach Hawkins is starting to show the "young" recruits what Boulder is all about!

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

"Puuuummmmmaaaaaa. Puma! Can I see your boobies now?"

 

[mbhusker13]

My little China Girrr.......Wait!...is that a rocket in her pocket? F@#K fake I.D.'s are bad!

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

I don't care about the friggin tree trunk, I WANNA SEE BOOBS!

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[omahahusker]

please be 18..

 

[Washusker]

Cody Hawkins, son of Coloradao head coach Dan Hawkins, takes his official recruiting visit. Coach Hawkins, shirtless, is in the background.

 

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Captions submitted, adding poll.

 

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WE HAVE A WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS BornNBredRed!