Caption Contest LXXVII

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New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest LXXVI

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

The University of Colorado Police have now begun a search party to locate HC Hawkins....one source stated he was last seen watching game films of the Cornhuskers...only his soiled shorts have been located so far! Rumors have it that he packed up his stuff and is headed back to Boise St. If you have any information on Coach Hawkin's whereabouts call the local Police at 1-800-SCUMSUX!

 

[rawhide]

:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Contest over!!! :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

 

[HSKRNOKC]

I have nothing to top that.

 

[huskerhaze]

I have nothing to top that.

:yeah ....winner!!!

 

[mbhusker13]

:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :laughpound :nutz :nutz Yep! He owns this one! :clap :laughpound

 

[husker rob]

dont even want to try for that one

we have a winner

 

[huskerfaninbuckeyehell]

Deputy Dawg says "You smell it if your so brave".

OK ill take second place as usual...but answer this when investigating a crime scene shouldn't one wear gloves? and in this case why the hell wouldn't you :wtf

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

Deputy Dawg says "You smell it if your so brave".

OK ill take second place as usual...but answer this when investigating a crime scene shouldn't one wear gloves? and in this case why the hell wouldn't you :wtf

Vick Mackey doesn't....he's the coolest cat in town! :hmmm

 

[huskernumerouno]

The University of Colorado Police have now begun a search party to locate HC Hawkins....one source stated he was last seen watching game films of the Cornhuskers...only his soiled shorts have been located so far! Rumors have it that he packed up his stuff and is headed back to Boise St. If you have any information on Coach Hawkin's whereabouts call the local Police at 1-800-SCUMSUX!

:worship :worship :worship

 

[Touchdown Tommie]

The University of Colorado Police have now begun a search party to locate HC Hawkins....one source stated he was last seen watching game films of the Cornhuskers...only his soiled shorts have been located so far! Rumors have it that he packed up his stuff and is headed back to Boise St. If you have any information on Coach Hawkin's whereabouts call the local Police at 1-800-SCUMSUX!

:worship :worship :worship

:yeah

I've got nothing....you are the man!!!!

 

[cmb23]

I know this won't win...and it bags on NU a little...but it kinda makes me chuckle at least:

CSI - COLLEGE STATION

"I don't know boy...looks like Andre Jones bit on another double move."

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Stupid First Officer: Oh my God!! I solved the case!! Bears really DON'T sh*t in the woods, they sh*t in their underwear!!!

Second Officer: Dude, those are yours.