Caption Contest LXXX

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New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest LXXIX

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[HSKRNOKC]

I have to go. I parked my jet in a tow away zone.

 

[rawhide]

Why didn't you tell me the altimeter was broke. :madash

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

CU students go on rampage after stealing a jet from the local air force academy. Sources say they were doing a beer bong and roasting hotdogs behind the jet.

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

Ohio Head Coach Frank Solich recently had another encouter with the local police. After his flying lesson was over, he "accidently" parked his plane the wrong way on a one way street. He claims yet again that "someone must of put something in my drink!". Oh Frankie, when are you ever going to learn???

 

[LouisianaHusker]

The Cuban Husker fan base shows that they will do whatever it takes to attend a Husker game.

 

[husker rob]

i said land so i can pee, not land in the tree

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

That's the LAST time I let my wife drive my jet to the salon :angry:

 

[huskerpt34]

Nebraska, in an effort to improve the defense against the pass, brought in a recruit that can really fly!

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Alpha Two Niner Rectum.....you are clear for landing..........ah crap

 

[THROW_DA_BONES]

this is what happens when george bush tries to fly a plane.

 

[cmb23]

The technology for Jihad warfare is somewhat limited. This is as close as they can get to having a 'stealth' jet.

 

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Adding poll.

 

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WE HAVE A WINNER!

CONGRATULATIONS Husker Rob!