Caption Contest LXXXI

[slacker]

New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest LXXX

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Benard couldnt find a babysitter so he had himself an idea.

 

[cmb23]

Parenting 101: Put the do not give your child red bull and candy for breakfast.

 

[DJR313]

Redneck babysitter.

 

[rawhide]

Scientology version of Spiderman . Way to go L. Ron ya dead creep.

 

[husker rob]

roll of ducktape-------$2.95

stuffed duckie---------$15.00

rednecks night on the town--------priceless??????

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

OMG!!! Quick!!! Undo it!!! You're choking the duck!!!!!

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

First pictures of Tom Cruise's new baby released today:

"No we don't believe in ADHD or riddlin or any other medication, it's all in the parenting"

(Tom Cruise - Scientoligist)

:nutz :hmmph

 

[cmb23]

This is REALLY what happens after the cameras are shut off on the show "SUPERNANNY".

 

[mbhusker13]

With a name like Pirate.

Two words: self soothe.

 

[husker_blitz]

Honey, have you seen my roll of duck tape?

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

Kids really need to be quiet during Husker games!

 

[Washusker]

Seriously, these rookie initiations are getting a bit out of hand...

 

[Touchdown Tommie]

Directions for getting your child to behave:

1. Buy a roll of duct tape

2. Find your child's favorite toy/stuffed animal

3. Tape your child and stuffed animal to the wall

4. Turn on a tape/DVD of Colorado's highlight films of years past and play over and over until your child breaks down