Caption Contest LXXXI

Catch a tiger by it's toe?

  • HSKRNOKC: Benard couldnt find a babysitter so he had himself an idea.

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  • cmb23: Parenting 101: Do not give your child red bull and candy for breakfast.

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  • DJR313: Redneck babysitter.

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  • rawhide: Scientology version of Spiderman . Way to go L. Ron ya dead creep.

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  • husker rob: roll of ducktape-------$2.95; stuffed duckie---------$15.00; rednecks night on

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  • Drowning in the Sea of Red: OMG!!! Quick!!! Undo it!!! You'r

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  • BigRedfxtoy: First pictures of Tom Cruise's new baby released today: "No we don't belie

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  • mbhusker13: With a name like Pirate. Two words: self soothe.

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  • husker blitz: Honey, have you seen my roll of duck tape?

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  • Blackshirtsguru: Kids really need to be quiet during Husker games!

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  • Washusker: Seriously, these rookie initiations are getting a bit out of hand...

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  • Touchdown Tommie: Directions for getting your child to behave: 1. Buy a roll of duct tape. 2. Find y

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  • HuskerfaninOkieland: Yeah...real funny daddy! Just you wait till mommy gets home and see what sh

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  • huskerfaninbuckeyehell: This caption has been pulled for fear it will cause NU's Fan base to cru

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  • borNred: Duct tape...is there anything it can't do?

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  • Total voters
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Directions for getting your child to behave:

1. Buy a roll of duct tape

2. Find your child's favorite toy/stuffed animal

3. Tape your child and stuffed animal to the wall

4. Turn on a tape/DVD of Colorado's highlight films of years past and play over and over until your child breaks down
Now that's child abuse!!!!! :hellloooo

 
This caption has been pulled for fear it will cause NU's Fan base to crumble. I apologize to any and all who may have been offended by the post.

 
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The father of boy genius billy callahan loses his patience with all the talk of something called the the "west coast offense" and tapes him and his future offensive coordinator to the basement wall.
:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
give me a break its all in fun
Not after all the posts in the football forum!!!! Here's a quote for you to use in the contest.............."After NU's recent loss to Auburn in the Cotton Bowl NU fan's complaining about Callahan are put in timeout to prevent further damage to NU's fan base!!!!"

 
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The father of boy genius billy callahan loses his patience with all the talk of something called the the "west coast offense" and tapes him and his future offensive coordinator to the basement wall.
:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
give me a break its all in fun
Not after all the posts in the football forum!!!! Here's a quote for you to use in the contest.............."After NU's recent loss to Auburn in the Cotton Bowl NU fan's complaining about Callahan are put in timeout to prevent further damage to NU's fan base!!!!"
Not even sure how to respond but if you think my caption is so powerful it will be detremental to the fan base Ill pull it.

 
The father of boy genius billy callahan loses his patience with all the talk of something called the the "west coast offense" and tapes him and his future offensive coordinator to the basement wall.
:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
give me a break its all in fun
Not after all the posts in the football forum!!!! Here's a quote for you to use in the contest.............."After NU's recent loss to Auburn in the Cotton Bowl NU fan's complaining about Callahan are put in timeout to prevent further damage to NU's fan base!!!!"
Not even sure how to respond but if you think my caption is so powerful it will be detremental to the fan base Ill pull it.
:rollin

 
The father of boy genius billy callahan loses his patience with all the talk of something called the the "west coast offense" and tapes him and his future offensive coordinator to the basement wall.
:wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
give me a break its all in fun
Not after all the posts in the football forum!!!! Here's a quote for you to use in the contest.............."After NU's recent loss to Auburn in the Cotton Bowl NU fan's complaining about Callahan are put in timeout to prevent further damage to NU's fan base!!!!"
:lol: :lol:

 
Not after all the posts in the football forum!!!! Here's a quote for you to use in the contest..............

"After NU's recent loss to Auburn in the Cotton Bowl NU fan's complaining about Callahan are put in timeout to prevent further damage to NU's fan base!!!!"

:clap :clap :clap :clap

Fixed it for ya!!!!

Good one BRI.

 
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