Caption Contest XCIX

[slacker]

New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest XCVIII

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[Landlord]

"YOU, want to be independent.....you want to be on the go....a power chair....or a scooter....your mobility is what we know, let your freedom begin...at Nebraskaaaaa Scooter Martttt"

 

[DJR313]

I've fallen, and I can't get up!

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh#t!!!............ Son of a...

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Old lady says ,"What the f#*k are you looking at??"

 

[cmb23]

It was the first...and last...."Tequilla Shooter" night for the First Christian Church's bingo club.

 

[Chef K]

Mrs. Solich did'nt learn from her husband.

 

[HSKRNOKC]

It was the first...and last...."Tequilla Shooter" night for the First Christian Church's bingo club.

:rollin :rollin :rollin :clap

 

[BGREDSTUCKN IA]

The purple jacket should give it away! On the front of the Mahattan Newspaper Sports Section, after we kicked the sh#t out of Freeman: "Bill Snyder's wife is still trying to cope with Ron Prince burning down the House that Bill built!"

 

[husker rob]

f#*k you and your barriers i can make it, i've got 4 wheel independent suspention and a turbo boost on the b!^@h.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

After realizing what a f#*k up her son is Barbara Bush attempts to end it all!!!

 

[Husker Hunyock]

89 year old Eva Knevil decides to finally retire.

 

[AR Husker Fan]

After realizing what a f#*k up her son is Barbara Bush attempts to end it all!!!

:clap

 

[benjibean1]

After KSU loses to Nebraska one more time to make the Overall record

89-22-3

This lady finally stops waiting for hell to freeze over.