Caption Contest XCVII

[slacker]

New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest XCVI

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[HSKRNOKC]

ETR has hired a body guard in fear of his pregnant wife.

 

[cmb23]

The newest member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Family....LEO-TARDO.

(I'm going to hell for that....and so are all of you when you laughed after you read it!!!)

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Don't f@#k with death, Santa...Gimme my damn cookies back!!

 

[Husker B]

Gary Pinkel prepares to enter the offensive team meeting early Monday morning.

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Anxious to get his season started of right Dan Hawkins comes out with his "Intramurals costume" to the first team meeting. Sources say players are going to wear this under their uniforms to try and copy Nebraska's restore the order campaign.

 

[DJR313]

I almost nun-chuk'd you! You don't even realize!

 

[huskernumerouno]

Baby mangino finds mom and dads sex toy

 

[NU fan in Denver]

Iowa St's newest O-line recruit.

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

the offspring of Keven James and Chris Burke (Corky Thatcher)

 

[BigRedCornhead]

And in the 2008 NFL Draft the Miami Dolphins choose: Some retard with a fake pair of nun-chucks

 

[Rygolf25]

Leo-tardo...now that's funny!

 

[westgatehusker]

"you decommit and come to k-state or im sending....... (ron prince)

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

DUDE! I'm not fighting you. If a wiggle starts in that neck, there's no telling where it may end.