Caption Contest XLIV

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New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one, Poll: Caption Contest XLIII

Best caption gets a $3 Husker bucks!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[huskerfaninbuckeyehell]

"Iam gonna prove to the world that I am Playboy material"

 

[rawhide]

See Sarge, I do put my wife on a pedestal. Don't charge too much neither.

 

[rocketlb]

FRED get out of there quick, before you get sucked up!!!

 

[roadrat]

Call Bush, We've found a weapon of mass destruction!!!

 

[benjibean1]

Now didnt I tell you it looks good when it is tucked.

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

My milkshake brings all the cops to the yard!

 

[KansasHusker]

beyonce ain't got nothin on me!

 

[huskernumerouno]

you get any closer and I will FART :dumdum

 

[Washusker]

Sarge? Permission to open fire?

 

[AR Husker Fan]

"So...while we're waiting for the crane to arrive, anyone up for some poker?"

 

[DJR313]

Anytime you're ready you can fart and blow that door open. :thumbs

 

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Adding poll.

 

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[SIZE=14pt]WE HAVE A WINNER![/SIZE]

CONGRATULATIONS Blackshirtsguru!