Caption Context XXXIX

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New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one, Poll: Caption Contest XXXVIII

Best caption gets a $3 Husker bucks!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[hskrfannnwk]

Forget the ticket....here's my phone number.

 

[benjibean1]

yes officer my airbags did deploy after the accident.

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

"So ma'am, what are their names again? I mean what is your name again? Are you injured in anyway? I notice some swelling amongst your upper mid section. Was that caused by the steering wheel or seat belt?"

 

[NamelessHusker]

Car Insurance $60

Speeding Ticket $200

Pretending to write a ticket and getting a hardon while staring at her breasts....PRICELESS

 

[rocketlb]

Now I'm no sketch artist or anything.......But does that look about right?

 

[huskerfaninbuckeyehell]

Here is a number for a good plastic surgeon if we could do something with that face you would be Hawwwwwwwwt!

 

[rawhide]

Lady, you missed the Thanksgiving Day parade by almost two months. Nice floats though :thumbs

 

[DJR313]

Her state ID card says she's retarded, BUT DEM TITTIES AIN'T RETARDED!

 

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Caption submitted, adding poll.

 

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[SIZE=14pt]WE HAVE A WINNER![/SIZE]

CONGRATULATIONS Needwebnow!

It was a tie in the end but Needwebnow posted first.