Carl Ain't Goin' Nowhere

knapplc said:
I get the newest sock-puppet has some rankling to do because that's what sockpuppets are for, but what's with the rest of you guys running with his ridiculous rumor? Use your head, folks. Carl ain't going nowhere - not now, not later.

You don't let a coach who's about to be shown the door coach your bowl game. You don't pay for his airfare, room or per diem, and you don't let him have any more contact with your players. Doesn't happen.

You don't let a coach who's about to be canned do interviews. You don't let him give insight into your defense to the press, and you don't let him continue to develop your defense's philosophy in an ongoing manner as evidenced by this article published today (01/02/10).

It's fun to speculate, but let's not lose our minds. Carl isn't going anywhere.
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:yeah

This has got to be one of the dumbest rumors ever started.

 
knapplc

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I get the newest sock-puppet has some rankling to do because that's what sockpuppets are for, but what's with the rest of you guys running with his ridiculous rumor? Use your head, folks. Carl ain't going nowhere - not now, not later.

You don't let a coach who's about to be shown the door coach your bowl game. You don't pay for his airfare, room or per diem, and you don't let him have any more contact with your players. Doesn't happen.

You don't let a coach who's about to be canned do interviews. You don't let him give insight into your defense to the press, and you don't let him continue to develop your defense's philosophy in an ongoing manner as evidenced by this article published today (01/02/10).

It's fun to speculate, but let's not lose our minds. Carl isn't going anywhere.

 
I am assUming that there was no "pun" intended......when you said put that rumor to BED :lol:

 
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he cant even go to dinner? the guy has to go to dinner. and the bathroom? he's got a face made for herculean growlers. dont tell me he cant even go to the bathroom.

im confused.

 
mmmtodd said:
he cant even go to dinner? the guy has to go to dinner. and the bathroom? he's got a face made for herculean growlers. dont tell me he cant even go to the bathroom.

im confused.
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I will allow room for Carl to go to the bathroom, and dinner, and other personal matters as necessary in my analysis.

But that's it.

And he has to get permission to leave the boundaries of Lincoln. That includes driving on the HWY 77 bypass. Eagle is right out, as is Waverly, and he cannot go 13 money-saving miles north to Ernie's in Ceresco without written permission from everyone posting in this thread.

I think that's only fair. :)

 
knapplc said:
I get the newest sock-puppet has some rankling to do because that's what sockpuppets are for, but what's with the rest of you guys running with his ridiculous rumor? Use your head, folks. Carl ain't going nowhere - not now, not later.

You don't let a coach who's about to be shown the door coach your bowl game. You don't pay for his airfare, room or per diem, and you don't let him have any more contact with your players. Doesn't happen.

You don't let a coach who's about to be canned do interviews. You don't let him give insight into your defense to the press, and you don't let him continue to develop your defense's philosophy in an ongoing manner as evidenced by this article published today (01/02/10).

It's fun to speculate, but let's not lose our minds. Carl isn't going anywhere.
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I know some of us knew this.

Nice post.

 
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