Cody Green in Omaha

i think i remember seeing maurice purify in the north 27th wal-mart the night after the big xii title game. and after seeing him, i got really pissed. but it was the kind of pissed like, "god damn it, if you hung on to that ball..." with a smile kind of thing.

it's a small effin world.

 
I don't go shopping...so I don't ever see anyone. But as much as I do eat out when I am in Lincoln, you would think I would see someone!! Maybe they don't like Buzzard Billys or Applebees....who knows?

If they were using gift cards, we better make sure that they weren't given to them by donors...

 
I took a dump next to Zac Lee at Misty's (downtown location) one night. After we pinched off our loaves, we were both washing hands and I asked him to demonstrate his quarterback stance behind center on me, and he just said "You perv" and walked out.

Pissed me off.

 
Man, Cody is getting stalked. All these messages on different boards about how people have seen him. If I was him, I'd be pretty scared right now. :P

Although Cody is approaching Bigfoot status it seems with all these 'sightings'.

 
Rapture sighting of Tim Tebow. From Huskerspot.com

Tebow to skip senior season

Posted by Tom on January 9, 2009 at 7:55pm in Husker Football

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Tebow Skips Senior Season, Ascends Directly Into Heaven

MIAMI (SP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to the Fed EX BCS presented by FOX national championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend directly into heaven.



Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-
hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman 
winner entered the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the 
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters 
fainted.

"Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with 
cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal 
him."

"I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to clear that up right now," he continued. "Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room.

"After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a blinding white light and vanished.

In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long tribute to Tebow.

ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood), re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most Tebow-like" person in America.

"He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on earth."

 
teamster said:
Rapture sighting of Tim Tebow. From Huskerspot.com

Tebow to skip senior season

Posted by Tom on January 9, 2009 at 7:55pm in Husker Football

Add as Friend View Discussions

Tebow Skips Senior Season, Ascends Directly Into Heaven

MIAMI (SP) -- Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to the Fed EX BCS presented by FOX national championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend directly into heaven.



Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-
hour cable sports network burst into tears when the 2007 Heisman 
winner entered the room. Another threw a pair of boxer shorts on the 
podium. Tebow smiled at the gesture and several sports reporters 
fainted.

"Sorry I'm late," Tebow began. "There was a six-year-old boy with 
cancer in row 54 and I had to make my way through the crowd to heal 
him."

"I want to start by saying that playing quarterback for the University of Florida, winning two national championships, has been a great honor. There has been some speculation about my future and I want to clear that up right now," he continued. "Don't go, Tim!" a reporter shouted from the back of the room.

"After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven," Tebow announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a blinding white light and vanished.

In response to the news, ESPN announced they will have a month-long tribute to Tebow.

ESPN2 will now be known as ESPN-TEBOW and will feature Tebow highlights (including home videos of Tebow's childhood), re-airings of past interviews, Tebow-centric analysis by ESPN air personalities, a Tebow quiz show and a reality show to find the "most Tebow-like" person in America.

"He wasn't just the greatest player in college football history," said a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming down his face. "He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on earth."
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OMG I read that outloud to my roomate and almost crapped myself laughing!

 
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