huskernation20
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd
like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took
her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a
fabulous
adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his
wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well
Dear, what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumby!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd
like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took
her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a
fabulous
adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his
wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well
Dear, what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumby!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
