Denying science in the classroom

[knapplc]

Is "Dudeist" pronounced 'DOOD-ist' or "doo-DAY-ist?"

As in, "Judaism" is "joo-DAY-ism."

 

[The Dude]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

[JJ Husker]

I've never been a Christian but I can't imagine why even being a good one would be better than being atheist. Unless you want to run for public office in the United States, I suppose.

Better by far, I suspect, to be a Pastafarian.

Or at least a Dudeist.

Well, it goes without saying that being a Dudeist is unquestionably the best but we're talking about things attainable by the common person.

 

[knapplc]

I used to be a golfer but I was banned after an unfortunate incident with some mums.