I've responded. I think I know what he's talking about on the part of the thread - he's trying to say that when he hits the board, before logging in, that the most "recent" post is for the t-shirt thread. Pretty sure that's a cache issue on his browser.
The remainder appears to be him bitching about not being able to log in at work because he's using his display name. He doesn't remember that when he signed up, he entered (just as everyone did) both a username and a display name. They don't have to be the same - his aren't. For his username, he used the first part of his email address. He's forgotten that he has two names. I PMed him with the correct name.