Uh..Let me skim over it again..I've been readin' so much, my lips hurt.
In my Bill Murray voice.."This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former Coach and now about to become the Interim Athletic Director".
Summary?
Evil AD rids us of 0.78 career coach, says He won't let us drift toward mediocrity.
Tells past players to stay away..Don't care if you're addicted to weight lifting, stay away from the Weightroom that we turned into this swell Ballroom so your stepsisters won't feel pale by comparison...Don't even go to the games unless you can find tickets from opposing fans on ebay.
Our oldest Heisman trophy winner witnessed children getting beat at Kmart and it reminded him of our last game 41? point loss to OSU at OUR Homecoming..The '97 MNC team was there.
One fan out here in AZ was so upset with our administration and Coaches, she broke off her glass license plate holder.
Ozzy dressed up like our Fairy Godmother shows up with Plexiglas License plate holders.
Then..
Carl Spackler: Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...
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