I think there's some confusion in this thread, and I'm going to try to help clear some of it up. It goes like this:
Chicago Bears - The greatest team in the history of NFL teams ever anywhere for all time and half past forever. Chicago is the greatest town in America and its streets are paved with gold and buckets of concentrated awesome. Grown men weep, women swoon and children cavort when the Bears play football, as if the gods came down from Mount Olympus and graced earth with their presence (this is actually true).
Green Bay Packers - Cheese-feasting green weenies with questionable hygiene. Packers fans wear bizarre triangular hats and consider freezing themselves to death on their "tundra" a badge of honor. Packers players hate playing in Lambeau so much they've been known to attempt escape by jumping out of the stadium in the middle of the game. Shameful.
Minnesota Vikings - Horn-toting neanderthals whose hygiene makes the Packers look cleanly by comparison. They play in a dome so poorly constructed the roof is made from used kleenex. The Vikings' theme song is "The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley; the song is widely considered more cool than the team itself. The Vikings have a shameful history of failure too lengthy to detail here. They've won nothing anywhere ever and likely never will. And Brett Favre is a football hooker.
Detroit Lions - The Lions suck.
