First round draft pick

knapplc said:
I think there's some confusion in this thread, and I'm going to try to help clear some of it up. It goes like this:

Chicago Bears - The greatest team in the history of NFL teams ever anywhere for all time and half past forever. Chicago is the greatest town in America and its streets are paved with gold and buckets of concentrated awesome. Grown men weep, women swoon and children cavort when the Bears play football, as if the gods came down from Mount Olympus and graced earth with their presence (this is actually true).

Green Bay Packers - Cheese-feasting green weenies with questionable hygiene. Packers fans wear bizarre triangular hats and consider freezing themselves to death on their "tundra" a badge of honor. Packers players hate playing in Lambeau so much they've been known to attempt escape by jumping out of the stadium in the middle of the game. Shameful.

Minnesota Vikings - Horn-toting neanderthals whose hygiene makes the Packers look cleanly by comparison. They play in a dome so poorly constructed the roof is made from used kleenex. The Vikings' theme song is "The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley; the song is widely considered more cool than the team itself. The Vikings have a shameful history of failure too lengthy to detail here. They've won nothing anywhere ever and likely never will. And Brett Favre is a football hooker.

Detroit Lions - The Lions suck.
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That's awesome. Could you please do some more? I'd like to see what you think of the Cowboys, Saints, Titans and Eagles.

 
knapplc said:
I think there's some confusion in this thread, and I'm going to try to help clear some of it up. It goes like this:

Chicago Bears - The greatest team in the history of NFL teams ever anywhere for all time and half past forever. Chicago is the greatest town in America and its streets are paved with gold and buckets of concentrated awesome. Grown men weep, women swoon and children cavort when the Bears play football, as if the gods came down from Mount Olympus and graced earth with their presence (this is actually true).

Green Bay Packers - Cheese-feasting green weenies with questionable hygiene. Packers fans wear bizarre triangular hats and consider freezing themselves to death on their "tundra" a badge of honor. Packers players hate playing in Lambeau so much they've been known to attempt escape by jumping out of the stadium in the middle of the game. Shameful.

Minnesota Vikings - Horn-toting neanderthals whose hygiene makes the Packers look cleanly by comparison. They play in a dome so poorly constructed the roof is made from used kleenex. The Vikings' theme song is "The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley; the song is widely considered more cool than the team itself. The Vikings have a shameful history of failure too lengthy to detail here. They've won nothing anywhere ever and likely never will. And Brett Favre is a football hooker.

Detroit Lions - The Lions suck.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin

 
Sorry guys but the consensus among the beat writers here in St. Louis is Suh will be the pick of the Rams if they get the #1 choice. Spagnolo is a" defense first" type of coach. As others have said, I don't think any QB rates a #1 pick in the draft this year either so Suh it will be. Plus Carriker is finally starting to play like a high draft pick so at least the Rams could have a beast of a defensive line next year. (Although our offense will still suck.)

 
I would like to see him more than 8 road games a season

So I hope he doesn't go to the Chiefs

The true meaning of black0ut

 
knapplc said:
I think there's some confusion in this thread, and I'm going to try to help clear some of it up. It goes like this:

Chicago Bears - The greatest team in the history of NFL teams ever anywhere for all time and half past forever. Chicago is the greatest town in America and its streets are paved with gold and buckets of concentrated awesome. Grown men weep, women swoon and children cavort when the Bears play football, as if the gods came down from Mount Olympus and graced earth with their presence (this is actually true).

Green Bay Packers - Cheese-feasting green weenies with questionable hygiene. Packers fans wear bizarre triangular hats and consider freezing themselves to death on their "tundra" a badge of honor. Packers players hate playing in Lambeau so much they've been known to attempt escape by jumping out of the stadium in the middle of the game. Shameful.

Minnesota Vikings - Horn-toting neanderthals whose hygiene makes the Packers look cleanly by comparison. They play in a dome so poorly constructed the roof is made from used kleenex. The Vikings' theme song is "The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley; the song is widely considered more cool than the team itself. The Vikings have a shameful history of failure too lengthy to detail here. They've won nothing anywhere ever and likely never will. And Brett Favre is a football hooker.

Detroit Lions - The Lions suck.
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Ya, 'cuz when I think winning in the NFL......I think Bears <_<

Hope you don't accidentally misplace your single Lombardi trophy. You know, the one named after our coach.

You Chicago fans, there's always next year no matter the sport, huh?

 
In the Deed the Glory said:
knapplc said:
I think there's some confusion in this thread, and I'm going to try to help clear some of it up. It goes like this:

Chicago Bears - The greatest team in the history of NFL teams ever anywhere for all time and half past forever. Chicago is the greatest town in America and its streets are paved with gold and buckets of concentrated awesome. Grown men weep, women swoon and children cavort when the Bears play football, as if the gods came down from Mount Olympus and graced earth with their presence (this is actually true).

Green Bay Packers - Cheese-feasting green weenies with questionable hygiene. Packers fans wear bizarre triangular hats and consider freezing themselves to death on their "tundra" a badge of honor. Packers players hate playing in Lambeau so much they've been known to attempt escape by jumping out of the stadium in the middle of the game. Shameful.

Minnesota Vikings - Horn-toting neanderthals whose hygiene makes the Packers look cleanly by comparison. They play in a dome so poorly constructed the roof is made from used kleenex. The Vikings' theme song is "The Purple People Eater" by Sheb Wooley; the song is widely considered more cool than the team itself. The Vikings have a shameful history of failure too lengthy to detail here. They've won nothing anywhere ever and likely never will. And Brett Favre is a football hooker.

Detroit Lions - The Lions suck.
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Ya, 'cuz when I think winning in the NFL......I think Bears <_<

Hope you don't accidentally misplace your single Lombardi trophy. You know, the one named after our coach.

You Chicago fans, there's always next year no matter the sport, huh?
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Please do not bother me. I'm comfortable in my little made-up world where the Bears are relevant and successful. There's no place like Soldier Field... There's no place like Soldier Field... There's no place like Soldier Field.... ahhhhhhhhh........

 
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