Group Hug

huskerdavo

huskerdavo

New member
I dunno how thick skin is here but this sh#t is just hilarious

come get your hug dear

I hate my fiancee and I want to leave him, but the only reason I stay with him is because we have a child together. And because he makes money so I can stay at home with the baby. There's no thing really wrong with him, just the relationship has lost its spark. If I had my choice, I'd take my baby and move far, far away and only contact my fiancee for child support. But no, I'm going to marry this fu&*#r and be unhappy the rest of my life just because I'm a selfish snob who doesn't want to work and doesn't want my baby to not have a father.
Click to expand...
You can bet the husbands anyonomous post reads:

I hate my fat c**t of a fiancee. The only reason we're together is she gives great IDB --> mouth. If it weren't for our kid, I'd kill her, hollow her out, and turn her into a crib for our bastard lovechild.
Click to expand...
this site is too much...i cant find it now but this guy said

I hate my job so much that when I wake up in the morning I have to choose between going to work or putting a shotgun in my mouth.
Click to expand...
Wow just WOW! :wacko:

 
Had to laugh my a$$ off at the hate my job one!!! Man I've never had one of those jobs yet............................Okay I'm lying!!! :lol:

 
dude this is the coolest website ever... i was just reading the random posts and found this one. i thought it was freakin hilarious.

About three months ago I pooped myself at work, luckly nobody saw and I went to the bathroon really quick. I came back out of the bathroom to find a nugget on the floor! I was so embarressed.
Click to expand...


Hello my name is Bes. I would like to confess to the gravest of all sins, Necrophillia (excuse the pun). It would start with a harmless obession with just wanking off over the internet to pictures of deceased old hags- then it slowly spiralled out of control. I went on a downward spiral spending all my free time gathering equipment with Micheal Burke to go grave digging and indulge in our shared passion. Then I got sodomised by Burke.
Click to expand...



edit: of course, some of these posts that people make are truly tragic, but one out of two is usually pretty funny.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
dude this is the coolest website ever... i was just reading the random posts and found this one.  i thought it was freakin hilarious. 




edit: of course, some of these posts that people make are truly tragic, but one out of two is usually pretty funny.
Click to expand...
:yeah

Couldnt agree more man it is like watching a train wreck :wasted

In a failed attempt to bring some excitement to my saturday night, i vacummed my entire house in nothing more than a wool bombadier hat. 19/M
Click to expand...
 
Why don't you just give chris your f'ing underwear Jen? You sorry a$$ excuse for a woman.

Oh and I lied. I have a girlfriend RIGHT NOW. I have you to flirt with and take places, and then when I leave at 4am I have a wet hole to pump.
Click to expand...
 
Just another daily hug, your welcome, no really i care, oh suck it!!!

i once screwed a girl with a sandwich bag on my d!(k. i didnt want to get her pregnant or catch a disease.. i didnt have a condom on me. i was 13
Click to expand...

I am falling in love with someone I do a roleplaying game with. We pretend to be characters on a Star Trek ship. I live vicariously through my character and pretend it's us together in real life and not two people we made up.
I'm engaged. And I have a child. But I am starting to really love this guy.
Click to expand...
i am hetrosexual. i admit it.

i get turned on by girls. and im a male.

i want to have sex with a donkey though.
Click to expand...
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Just another daily hug, your welcome, no really i care, oh suck it!!!

i once screwed a girl with a sandwich bag on my d!(k. i didnt want to get her pregnant or catch a disease.. i didnt have a condom on me. i was 13
Click to expand...

I am falling in love with someone I do a roleplaying game with. We pretend to be characters on a Star Trek ship. I live vicariously through my character and pretend it's us together in real life and not two people we made up.
I'm engaged. And I have a child. But I am starting to really love this guy.
Click to expand...
i am hetrosexual. i admit it.

i get turned on by girls. and im a male.

i want to have sex with a donkey though.
Click to expand...
Click to expand...
Listen very closely: set down the crack pipe and back away verrrrrry slowwwwwwly dedhoarse

 
Back
Top