Harrison Beck
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It's just too bad that Harrison Beck didn't finish his career with Nebraska. Between Callahan's genius coaching ability and Beck's cannon of an arm, Nebraska would have 7 national titles and a back to back Heisman trophy winner. I once saw Beck throw a Nerf Vortex 68 yards with just a flick of the wrist. When Parker Brothers asked him to take over the commercials for John Elway he had to politely decline. Because Beck knew if he threw a vortex as hard as he could he would destroy a satellite orbiting the earth thus endangering wildlife and mankind with the debris. Harrison Beck was not just the most talented athlete known to man, but a humble and thoughtful guy as well. And therefore he should be a role model and inspiration for us all.
B.B. Hemingway
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Redux
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If only, my arm is a damp spaghetti noodle compared to the pythons that adonis sports on his Herculean frame. Hulk Hogan in his prime wept knowing that one day a man bu the name of Harrison would have far larger arms.
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Scarlet Overkill
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Beck once walked an old lady across the street.
(was meant to be stupid, k?)
(was meant to be stupid, k?)
Big Red 40
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What an idiot ugh!! Unfortunately i watched the video . Between the stupid hat, the garbage spewing from his mouth, or the completely failed attempt at humor, all i wanted to do was punch him repeatedly, until he stopped talking.
FrankWheeler
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If my neighbor was out in the street doing this crap I'd probably try to get him some professional help.
F
Fru
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Imagine living next to this guy.
Bigred_inSD
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I have no doubts Beck has lots of Uber Eats rewards to share
RedSavage
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I AM FOOT FOOT
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That video was funny as hell, I'm just not sure he meant it to be
Redux
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Demonstration in pure righteousness via Zeus's favorite son (including Hercules, Harrison Beck.
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