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[Mavric]

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[knapplc]

Oh, The Onion. You never fail to entertain.

NCAA Investigating God For Giving Gifts To Athletes

INDIANAPOLIS—Amid a new scandal that many are already calling the most damaging in the history of collegiate sports, the NCAA announced Tuesday that it has launched an investigation into God, Divine Creator of Heaven and Earth, for allegedly giving gifts to student-athletes.

Reports indicated that over the past several decades, the Almighty has provided hundreds of players from high-profile Division I football and basketball programs with abundant natural speed, strength, and agility, and both the universities and the players themselves are now said to be facing heavy sanctions and punishments.

“We take these allegations incredibly seriously and are doing everything in our power to determine the precise nature of God’s relationship with these college athletes,” said NCAA president Mark Emmert. “There is mounting evidence that the Lord—in blatant violation of NCAA rules and regulations—bestowed upon these players special and innate athletic abilities that other students never received.”

 

[Mavric]

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[Mavric]

For you young'ens ......

 

[GSG]

I have

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[suh_fan93]

Pearl Jam donates $300,000 to Flint water crisis

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

Owner lets her dog out to go pee...

...the dog wanders away into a half-marathon...

... and ends up winning 7th place!

http://www.runnersworld.com/running-with-dogs/hound-bandits-half-marathon-in-alabama

 

[NUance]

Someone hoaxed Ask Amy with ‘Seinfeld’ plot

The Washington Post POSTED: TUESDAY, JANUARY 26, 2016 1:00 AM

A person writing under the name “Feeling Foolish” asked her how to handle a situation involving a “famous local sports figure” he met in his gym locker room, who then goes on to date his ex-girlfriend. Yes, this is basically the plot to Seinfeld’s “The Boyfriend” (parts one and two), starring baseball player Keith Hernandez.

LINK

That Keith Hernandez, he's no friend. He's just an opportunist who keeps asking you for stuff..

 

[suh_fan93]

Oregon State construction crew unearths 10,000-year-old bones
Prehistoric bones believed to have belonged to a mammoth have been unearthed during construction at Oregon State's football stadium.

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

Fun fact:

Mammoths walked the earth at the same time the great pyramids in Egypt were being built

 

[Mavric]

30 years........

 

[GSG]

 

[Stumpy1]

I have nothing to add.

 

[GSG]

I have nothing to add.

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