*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

Over/under on how long it takes me to dig out my car tomorrow morning?

Also I better stock up on some whiskey; I'm going home for Christmas...

 
Ha ha! The first time I saw it I thought it must be a hoax. But then I watched it two or three more times, and thought it was real. Okay, I admit it. I bit. :lol:

 
For the first time ever, I tried shaving with a straight razor last night. What a clusterf**k. Think I only got about half the whiskers off--in strips. Looked like a mini-lawnmower ran up and down my face, skipping every other row. Even drew some blood. I had to start from scratch with a safety razor.

I definitely need some practice. Preferably on someone else's face. Any volunteers?

 
For the first time ever, I tried shaving with a straight razor last night. What a clusterf**k. Think I only got about half the whiskers off--in strips. Looked like a mini-lawnmower ran up and down my face, skipping every other row. Even drew some blood. I had to start from scratch with a safety razor.

I definitely need some practice. Preferably on someone else's face. Any volunteers?
I have tried this as well. Not a fun experience.

 
If you got a free ticket to BCS Championship Gamr/Super Bowl/World Series Game 7/whatever sporting event would be your Mecca under the condition that you had to sh#t your pants before you walked in the game and sit in your own excrement for the next 4ish hours, would you do it?

 
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