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Report: Naked woman distracts man as her accomplice robs his house

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. It can lead to some unexpected consequences.

A Tennessee man found this out the hard way when a woman dipped in his pool, naked, as her husband robbed his home.

http://www.cnn.com/2....html?hpt=hp_t3

 
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GM_Tood said:
Report: Naked woman distracts man as her accomplice robs his house

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife. It can lead to some unexpected consequences.

A Tennessee man found this out the hard way when a woman dipped in his pool, naked, as her husband robbed his home.

http://www.cnn.com/2....html?hpt=hp_t3
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"I went and got her a towel, she dried off and all of a sudden she was soaking wet again," Amaral told the affiliate. "I escorted her outside and invited her to church
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What, they have a pool at his church too? :lol:

 

Did anybody watch this? Good to see the Dad from Home Alone and Tara Reid still finding work.

 
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A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.

 
Stumpy1 said:
A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.
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Stumpy1 said:
A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.
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  • Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  • Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  • Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  • Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  • Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster. :lol:

 
Stumpy1 said:
A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.
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That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If I was your buddy I would file for divorce now, and tell her to go f#*k herself.

 
NUance said:
  • Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  • Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  • Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  • Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  • Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster. :lol:
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Do you dress like this Nuance?

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