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I think he's the Burger King guy's evil uncle.
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I think my 13 yr old is fond of himself...Last night, he came up to me and asked if I could get his ipad unlocked. I get in contact with Apple and they walk through it with me and I get it going again for him. I decided to go through it and make sure things were good to go. I bring up his safari browser and the first thing I see is a big set boobs, kinda took me by surprise cause I don't see them very often. ( hint, wife isn't blessed in that department...yet). I get to thumbing through his history and I start seeing pretty nice websites and am just giggling and shaking my head. My wife sees me doing this and asks what is funny. I showed her the first website on the list and she starts blaming me for looking a porn on my kids ipad. i told her it wasn't me and that this is what came up when I looked at his history. She still didn't believe me until this morning when she was getting ready for work and decided to put lotion on and found that it was missing. She asked me if I knew where it was and I told her that I have a good idea. She was not amused at all. About 30 mins later after the kids left for school, she came into the livingroom carrying her lotion bottle and said that she found it. I asked where and she replied it was under our 13 yr olds matress. Becuase of his actions, my wife told me she needs more lotion and wants some for christmas. I asked her if we should get him some also for christmas.

 
Stumpy1 said:
I think my 13 yr old is fond of himself...Last night, he came up to me and asked if I could get his ipad unlocked. I get in contact with Apple and they walk through it with me and I get it going again for him. I decided to go through it and make sure things were good to go. I bring up his safari browser and the first thing I see is a big set boobs, kinda took me by surprise cause I don't see them very often. ( hint, wife isn't blessed in that department...yet). I get to thumbing through his history and I start seeing pretty nice websites and am just giggling and shaking my head. My wife sees me doing this and asks what is funny. I showed her the first website on the list and she starts blaming me for looking a porn on my kids ipad. i told her it wasn't me and that this is what came up when I looked at his history. She still didn't believe me until this morning when she was getting ready for work and decided to put lotion on and found that it was missing. She asked me if I knew where it was and I told her that I have a good idea. She was not amused at all. About 30 mins later after the kids left for school, she came into the livingroom carrying her lotion bottle and said that she found it. I asked where and she replied it was under our 13 yr olds matress. Becuase of his actions, my wife told me she needs more lotion and wants some for christmas. I asked her if we should get him some also for christmas.
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GM_Tood said:
Dad left baby in car at strip club for 3 hours
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Jesus.

That reminds me of an article the Washington Post ran awhile ago about parents who have accidentally killed their children by leaving them in cars. WARNING: Do not read if you don't want to be super-depressed. I legitimately couldn't sleep for a few days after reading this. It's easily the most haunting thing I've ever read. And I'm not exaggerating.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/27/AR2009022701549.html?sid=ST2009030602446

 
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