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StPaulHusker said:
Does anyone get anxiety over having to wrap presents? I am very bad at it and it makes nervous every time I have to do it.
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Anxiety? No. I know that my present-wrapping skills are pretty much nil and I tell the recipients that it's going to look terrible.

Although, my girlfriend said that the presents I wrapped for her looked "good," which I think translates to "at least you covered the whole thing"

 
GSG5545 said:
StPaulHusker said:
Does anyone get anxiety over having to wrap presents? I am very bad at it and it makes nervous every time I have to do it.
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Anxiety? No. I know that my present-wrapping skills are pretty much nil and I tell the recipients that it's going to look terrible.

Although, my girlfriend said that the presents I wrapped for her looked "good," which I think translates to "at least you covered the whole thing"
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So maybe anxiety was too strong of a word. But it is the one task that I loathe and put off as long as I can. My wife just smiles when I hand her a gift and tries to make a nice comment about the wrapping job. When I know deep down she is laughing at me.

 
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I used to be awesome at wrapping gifts. I used to be awesome at a lot of stuff come to think about it - children and teenagers have a ton of free time to get good at stuff! Now I've got like responsibilities and sh#t and can't just go out and play 108 holes of golf per week or play Super Smash Bros for 4 hours a day

 
tschu said:
I used to be awesome at wrapping gifts. I used to be awesome at a lot of stuff come to think about it - children and teenagers have a ton of free time to get good at stuff! Now I've got like responsibilities and sh#t and can't just go out and play 108 holes of golf per week or play Super Smash Bros for 4 hours a day
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tschu said:
Going to GF's family's christmas for the first time. She's trying to get me excited by saying stuff like "Everyone will be there, including all of my cousins!" and "Everyone pretty much talks and yells nonstop" and "My family is so crazy" ...and I'm sitting here going "kill me now, or at least sometime before December 25th"
Hey at least there will be booze
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Bring your own beer and pull an Eddie from National Lampoons.

Open your beer, take a few swigs then walk up to someone in her family and say, " hey, you look like you could use a cold one". Then when they say " sure", hand them the one you just opened and partially drank and get yourself a fresh one. See how that goes over.

 
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True2tRA said:
Anyone else ever seen the movie "Prisoners"? Damn f'd up, but good. I was locked in the whole movie.
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I thought it was really good. My gf and I went to see it on a Sunday and we were the only ones in the theater. She was feaking out the whole time lol

 
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