*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[NUance]

Note to self: Get a life.

 

[huKSer]

Had a student come late to class with a pass from the office.

Me "Here's the quiz, get to work"

She "Oh I can't. I just came from the eye doctor. They dilated my eyes and I can't see."

Knowing the answer, I asked anyway. "OK, how did you get back to school?"

"Oh, I drove."

***Bangs head on desk***

 

[Mierin]

I hate it when I hear about people who died while exercising. No one trying to be healthy should have to die while trying to be healthy.

 

[knapplc]

Cargo ships around the world.

https://www.shipmap.org/

 

[knapplc]

Bridge-building machine.

https://gfycat.com/WickedNewFlyingfox

 

[NUance]

Cargo ships around the world.

https://www.shipmap.org/

That is pretty cool.

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[NUance]

Accused killer claims victim's intimate acts with a dog led to fatal shotWOWT News Posted: Wed 11:37 AM, Apr 27, 2016

Omaha, Neb. (WOWT) Kenneth Munhall remains held without bond for the murder of Merlin Prinz. During his bond hearing Wednesday morning Munhall said the

gunshot that ended his roommate's life was put in motion when he found Prinz allegedly engaging in an intimate act with a Chihuahua.

LINK

Wait, wut? A Chihuahua? Really? lol

 

[huKSer]

Accused killer claims victim's intimate acts with a dog led to fatal shotWOWT News Posted: Wed 11:37 AM, Apr 27, 2016

Omaha, Neb. (WOWT) Kenneth Munhall remains held without bond for the murder of Merlin Prinz. During his bond hearing Wednesday morning Munhall said the

gunshot that ended his roommate's life was put in motion when he found Prinz allegedly engaging in an intimate act with a Chihuahua.

LINK

Wait, wut? A Chihuahua? Really? lol

Kinda thought it was going in the direction of a weiner dog

 

[knapplc]

Don't mess with Frank Sinatra.

 

[knapplc]

That time local teacher turned The Voice star Hannah Huston, and local football-catching superhero Jordan Westerkamp, agreed to meet up for Runza.

 

[NUance]

That time local teacher turned The Voice star Hannah Huston, and local football-catching superhero Jordan Westerkamp, agreed to meet up for Runza.

"I still haven't had runza!" Ever? Am I to understand that Westercatch has never had a runza? What the hell, man? Live a little!

 

[darkhorse85]

He hasn't had Runza. She hasn't has a Westerstache ride. Everyone wins in this situation.

 

[huKSer]

BATH, Maine — The U.S. Navy is ready to take ownership of the Zumwalt, its largest and most technologically sophisticated destroyer.

Sailors' uniforms and personal effects, supplies and spare parts are being moved aboard the 610-foot warship in anticipation of crew members taking on their new charge, said Capt. James Kirk, the destroyer's skipper.

You've got to be kidding me.

 

[GSG]

Twitter To Give You More Space For Your Bad Tweets
A godsend for all tweeters struggling with pithiness: Twitter will stop counting photos and links towards their 140-character limit, Bloomberg reports, citing a person familiar with the matter.

 

[knapplc]