*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

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My mom had my dad cook dinner one night when they were first married. Dad, at that time, did not cook. The recipe was a bolognese sauce, which calls for heavy whipping cream. Dad didn't know any better and used whipped cream (the stuff you put on pie).

Mom gets home, we eat, and it's a little off. A little sweet. But not terrible. Mom asked dad what he'd put in it and when he told her they figured it out.

 
Militia #1: Ever wonder how Batman affords all that tech?

Militia #2: So Gotham is this corrupt, crime ridden hole where the police can't do anything cuz they gotta worry about civil rights and due process. But Batman, why, he's just some vigilante operating outside the law, right?

Militia #1: Yeah.

Militia #2: Like hell!! He's a CIA funded double agent, operating extra-judiciously, and illegally, on American soil. That's how he can afford all that tech.

Militia #1: Makes sense.

Militia #2: Damn right it does, I'll forward you a video I found on-line.

 
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