*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[NUance]

 

[GSG]

UNGA BUNGA BUNGA? IS THAT LIKE 'DEATH BY BUNGA?'

 

[NUance]

I'm rewatching Breaking Bad. That was the song Jesse played on his new sound system for Skinny Pete and Badger (season 4, episode 2).

 

[GSG]

I SEE! I NEVER MADE IT THAT FAR IN THE SERIES

 

[NUance]

Years 3 and 4 might have been the best years. Just sayin..

 

[GSG]

I'M NOT SURE I EVEN MADE IT THROUGH SEASON 1

 

[NUance]

Idiot gets bitten after he tries to lasso a shark ‘like a cowboy’
By Harley Tamplin; Metro.co.ukSaturday 6 May 2017 4:55 pm

"I was lucky I didn't lose my sea cucumber." LINK

You should never put your sea cucumber in jeopardy like that!

 

[huKSer]

Idiot gets bitten after he tries to lasso a shark ‘like a cowboy’
By Harley Tamplin; Metro.co.ukSaturday 6 May 2017 4:55 pm

"I was lucky I didn't lose my sea cucumber." LINK

You should never put your sea cucumber in jeopardy like that!

Eventually, they managed to catch the shark, and posted a photo of its body hanging up on the boat.

So your mate gets bit by a shark. Do you

a) take him straight to the hospital

b) keep on trying to catch the shark, catch him and pose for a picture

 

[NUance]

So your fellow idiot mate gets bit by a shark. Do you

a) take him straight to the hospital

b) keep on trying to catch the shark, catch him and pose for a picture

FIFY.

 

[huKSer]

So your fellow drunken idiot mate gets bit by a shark. Do you

a) take him straight to the hospital

b) keep on trying to catch the shark, catch him and pose for a picture

FIFY.

FIFY.

 

[NUance]

NUance vs. The Mouse.

A very crafty mouse has invaded our kitchen. Twice I've set a trap for him, and twice he's snapped it without getting caught. And he has the gall to leave disgusting little gifts behind on the counter. He's pretty much ridiculing my futile efforts to kill him. Of course this means war.

 

[knapplc]

Teacher: Your son is disrupting class

Dad: Shut up and listen to your teacher

Son: Yap yap yap yap yap yap

Dad: If you keep this up I'm going to sit in class with you

Son: Yap yap yap yap yap yap

Teacher: Your son is disrupting class

 

[MLB 51]

NUance vs. The Mouse.

A very crafty mouse has invaded our kitchen. Twice I've set a trap for him, and twice he's snapped it without getting caught. And he has the gall to leave disgusting little gifts behind on the counter. He's pretty much ridiculing my futile efforts to kill him. Of course this means war.

Try glue traps.

 

[NUance]

NUance vs. The Mouse.

A very crafty mouse has invaded our kitchen. Twice I've set a trap for him, and twice he's snapped it without getting caught. And he has the gall to leave disgusting little gifts behind on the counter. He's pretty much ridiculing my futile efforts to kill him. Of course this means war.

Try glue traps.

Might have to. He's cautions of the trap after setting it off the second time.

 

[Mavric]

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