Help me with this date I have tonight

[PaulCrewe]

Remember never go on a date with a "loaded gun"

 

[beanman]

Don't fart when she's giving you head.

 

[beanman]

Chicks dig it if you stick your face in their crotch and shake your head around like a dog ripping apart an old shoe.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I've been seeing this girl for about a month now, we met at our companies Holiday party and have been seeing each other ever since. We have a dinner date tonight, and I wanted to see if my HB buddies have any good tips to make this night extra special.
Be gentle...

f#*k HER I DID!!

 

[beanman]

I've been seeing this girl for about a month now, we met at our companies Holiday party and have been seeing each other ever since. We have a dinner date tonight, and I wanted to see if my HB buddies have any good tips to make this night extra special.
Be gentle...

f#*k HER I DID!!

That's uncalled for.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

You guys have been a lot help, and thanks to Landlord for the pee in the butt suggestion.

GO EASY ON THE COLOGNE BRO.

YEAH. COUPLE SQUIRTS ON EACH SIDE OF YOUR NECK AREA WILL DO. SPRAY IT ON YOUR SKIN TOO. LASTS LONGER AND IT WILL SMELL BETTER WHEN YOU'RE GETTING "HEATED UP"

Gsg loves it when his boyfriend gives him a couple squirts on each side of his neck! Just not the eyes right bro!

 

[PaulCrewe]

a$$ to mouth is pretty much a first date must

 

[carlfense]

Be yourself.

Unless you're a d-bag. In that case, be someone else.

Also, a drink or two to loosen up the conversation never hurts.

Thanks, Carl.

You're a true friend.

Godspeed. You'll be old and married soon enough.

 

[beanman]

a$$ to mouth is pretty much a first date must

This guy knows what the ladies like.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Take her back to your place after. Make sure to leave porn on the tv and if she's down, instant profit. If not, give her cab fair and move on. You know, really romance her.

 

[walksalone]

Just be yourself, don't be a richard, and if she gobbles your knob at the end of the evening, then wash, rinse, repeat...

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

UPDATE AND PICS/VIDEO PLEASE!!!

 

[jsneb83]

Yeah man, give us the deets.

 

[Minnesota_husker]

1) pick her up in a Geo Metro

2) bring her to your home

3) Show her Huskerboard

4)

http://www.drsheilaaddison.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ill-get-that-b!^@h-some-leaves-bitches-love-leafs.jpg

5) have sexuals with her.

 

[ZRod]

Did you give her money for the cab home this morning? That's always a pro move.