Help me with this date I have tonight

[Redux]

If she is still there here is what you do:

1) Ask her to politely "MAKE ME SOME MUDDA FUGGIN WAFFLES!"

2) See if she is down for some hot nasty morning romping

3) Have her drive you around town to do your errands, gas ain't cheap, getting a lift is just a smart move

4) If she still wants to hang you may have a squatter, bust out the Weird Al - Polka Party cassette tape. She will either drop to her knees or bail. Either way total win.

 

[True2tRA]

I've been seeing this girl for about a month now, we met at our companies Holiday party and have been seeing each other ever since. We have a dinner date tonight, and I wanted to see if my HB buddies have any good tips to make this night extra special.
Be gentle...

f#*k HER I DID!!

I read that as Yoda the first time.

 

[ZRod]

I've been seeing this girl for about a month now, we met at our companies Holiday party and have been seeing each other ever since. We have a dinner date tonight, and I wanted to see if my HB buddies have any good tips to make this night extra special.
Be gentle...

f#*k HER I DID!!

I read that as Yoda the first time.

Haha so did I!

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

We are all patiently waiting for ADS to run get his date the morning after pill, get back home and give us the sorted details! We need lives!

 

[Redux]

We are all patiently waiting for ADS to run get his date the morning after pill, get back home and give us the sorted details! We need lives!

 

[Apathy]

 

[C N Red]

Blumkin or just go the Darren Sharper route.

 

[Minnesota_husker]

Blumkin or just go the Darren Sharper route.

 

[Stumpy1]

How much ether did it take?

 

[walksalone]

Women are much more amiable after you ask them what the rag smells like...

 

[ShawnWatson]

Where the hell is ADS? This date either went really good or really dead.

 

[walksalone]

I'm hoping he's not in a bathtub with a note and a cell phone...

 

[C N Red]

 

[ZRod]

 

[PaulCrewe]

He's busy writing his letter to Penthouse