How "fast" will Nebraska score its first touchdown?

[Hans Gruber]

I said within five minutes. Too many things can go wrong for me to project a score within the first two minutes. The biggest being that Akron may get the ball first.

Maybe I should put it this way. I expect the Nebraska offense to score a touchdown on its opening drive. 

 

[teachercd]

Today I learned it took Landlord 30 years to score and when he did it lasted “definitely” less than 2 minutes.

Wait...where is this post?!?!?!?