The Dude
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It all started when I busted his chops in the Grow a Pair, Huskers. thread. Truth be told I didn't even have a clue what was going on in that thread, but I never pass up a good opportunity for a somewhat inappropriate quip.
I must've ruffled this guy's feathers because over the last couple days he's been giving me the what-for via PM. Does this guy, like, not understand that I'm f'ing around with him?
The following is a trascript:
hskerprid - Most straight MEN don't even notice the rug. Good job of outing yourself douchebag.
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The Dude - I honestly can't even tell if she's hot or not in that picture. Too distorted.
Willing to bet she's a butterface.
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hskerprid - How much do you have to lose? Of course then again, boys of your persuasion don't look at women anyway.
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The Dude - I bet my pride.
Butterface.
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hskerprid - Oh OK, not much to lose then.....gotcha
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The Dude - And she probably has saggy tits.
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hskerprid - Nope still models. The saggy titties probably belong to your boyfriend.
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The Dude - Oh, honey. You're adorable. If your wife is truly all that, let's see the goods. I understand if you're completely full of sh#t.
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hskerprid - Let me tell you something shithead. I get to see the goods and only me. I wouldn't give you the pleasure. She is all that and really didn't want me to post pics of her in my sig. I did it anyway because I'm proud of her. She works hard to stay fit and look good. You want to jerkoff get a hustler.
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The Dude - So, you're completely full of sh#t. Understood.
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hskerprid - Nice tap out! Understood
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The Dude - Is that what kids say these days when they're exposed as being completely full of sh#t? That's cute. I'm inclined to think you're not even married, and just found some random images of some skanky, moderately attractive woman to parade around as your "wife".
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hskerprid - Kid? I've been to your page. You're 20 years younger than me. I'm still inclined to think that your a f****t. I grow tired of your schtick. Go pump your boyfriend and get a reach around, maybe you'll feel better. By the way if you called her skanky to my face I'd kick your a$$ from here to Omaha...f****t
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The Dude - And I'm still inclined to think your actual wife is a morbidly obese hunchback with a lazy eye and a lisp. The kind of bloated land mammal you see valiantly riding a motorized stallion through Walmart, with McRib sauce still crusted to her cheeks. The embarrassment and self loathing from the horrors that lurk in your bedroom made you scour the deep, dark recesses of the internet to find some random skank to exploit as your trophy wife. In a vain effort to not only convince others, but to convince yourself your wife isn't, in fact, a whale of a woman.
The jig is up, mister.
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hskerprid - You are one funny fu&*#r. The jig was up when you outed yourself f****t. Now, go suck a d!(k. It's amazing that it took you a day to come up with your comeback. You're a sad excuse for a ....I'm not sure what...f'ing doofus
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The Dude - Yeah, keep complaining like a douchebag. Do you have any idea how close* I am to banning** you? You sir, are tap dancing*** on a landmine****.
* -About a quarter inch.
** - Not from HuskerBoard, from the entire internet.
*** - f'ing around
**** - In a no f#*k-around zone.
I must've ruffled this guy's feathers because over the last couple days he's been giving me the what-for via PM. Does this guy, like, not understand that I'm f'ing around with him?
The following is a trascript:
hskerprid - Most straight MEN don't even notice the rug. Good job of outing yourself douchebag.
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The Dude - I honestly can't even tell if she's hot or not in that picture. Too distorted.
Willing to bet she's a butterface.
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hskerprid - How much do you have to lose? Of course then again, boys of your persuasion don't look at women anyway.
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The Dude - I bet my pride.
Butterface.
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hskerprid - Oh OK, not much to lose then.....gotcha
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The Dude - And she probably has saggy tits.
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hskerprid - Nope still models. The saggy titties probably belong to your boyfriend.
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The Dude - Oh, honey. You're adorable. If your wife is truly all that, let's see the goods. I understand if you're completely full of sh#t.
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hskerprid - Let me tell you something shithead. I get to see the goods and only me. I wouldn't give you the pleasure. She is all that and really didn't want me to post pics of her in my sig. I did it anyway because I'm proud of her. She works hard to stay fit and look good. You want to jerkoff get a hustler.
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The Dude - So, you're completely full of sh#t. Understood.
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hskerprid - Nice tap out! Understood
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The Dude - Is that what kids say these days when they're exposed as being completely full of sh#t? That's cute. I'm inclined to think you're not even married, and just found some random images of some skanky, moderately attractive woman to parade around as your "wife".
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hskerprid - Kid? I've been to your page. You're 20 years younger than me. I'm still inclined to think that your a f****t. I grow tired of your schtick. Go pump your boyfriend and get a reach around, maybe you'll feel better. By the way if you called her skanky to my face I'd kick your a$$ from here to Omaha...f****t
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The Dude - And I'm still inclined to think your actual wife is a morbidly obese hunchback with a lazy eye and a lisp. The kind of bloated land mammal you see valiantly riding a motorized stallion through Walmart, with McRib sauce still crusted to her cheeks. The embarrassment and self loathing from the horrors that lurk in your bedroom made you scour the deep, dark recesses of the internet to find some random skank to exploit as your trophy wife. In a vain effort to not only convince others, but to convince yourself your wife isn't, in fact, a whale of a woman.
The jig is up, mister.
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hskerprid - You are one funny fu&*#r. The jig was up when you outed yourself f****t. Now, go suck a d!(k. It's amazing that it took you a day to come up with your comeback. You're a sad excuse for a ....I'm not sure what...f'ing doofus
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The Dude - Yeah, keep complaining like a douchebag. Do you have any idea how close* I am to banning** you? You sir, are tap dancing*** on a landmine****.
* -About a quarter inch.
** - Not from HuskerBoard, from the entire internet.
*** - f'ing around
**** - In a no f#*k-around zone.
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