Huskerboard vs Hedley

Both you and Army Allen were AWOL at the Tailgate, Hedley. Bastards.
Ended up having family in town and went to the Chicken Coop in Urbandale.
The person that claims to be a vegetarian goes to a place called the "chicken coop". Got it.
I'll have a chicken salad, hold the chicken
I'll have a scotch and water, hold the scotch.

Did you just make a joke?

Yes, I did.

 
Both you and Army Allen were AWOL at the Tailgate, Hedley. Bastards.
Ended up having family in town and went to the Chicken Coop in Urbandale.
The person that claims to be a vegetarian goes to a place called the "chicken coop". Got it.
I'll have a chicken salad, hold the chicken
I'll have a scotch and water, hold the scotch.

Did you just make a joke?

Yes, I did.
Hehehehe good one. Hehehehehehe

 
Who is the other bird? I didn't go anywhere
Heady's boyfriend finally took the ball gag out of his mouth.
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Both you and Army Allen were AWOL at the Tailgate, Hedley. Bastards.
I took my momma instead of my main squeeze this time around. Wouldn't a been too much fun for her, I don't think at least. I did actually find the place though. I was also too damn poor to bring a snack of some kind and didn't want to be THAT guy. Woulda been fun though, cept I'm not 21 til summer so my sobriety may have awkarded the place up a bit lmao.

 
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I took my momma instead of my main squeeze this time around. Wouldn't a been too much fun for her, I don't think at least. I did actually find the place though. I was also too damn poor to bring a snack of some kind and didn't want to be THAT guy. Woulda been fun though, cept I'm not 21 til summer so my sobriety may have awkarded the place up a bit lmao.
Not sure which is more awkward, Army's sobriety, or the reason for him not showing up...

 
Both you and Army Allen were AWOL at the Tailgate, Hedley. Bastards.
I took my momma instead of my main squeeze this time around. Wouldn't a been too much fun for her, I don't think at least. I did actually find the place though. I was also too damn poor to bring a snack of some kind and didn't want to be THAT guy. Woulda been fun though, cept I'm not 21 til summer so my sobriety may have awkarded the place up a bit lmao.
Next time, just show up. There was so much food left over, there was plenty of beer and soda, and both HotGrillOnGrillAction and I brought our parents. So it would have been fine.

There's always next time. Totally serious. You'll have a blast. We're more fun in person than on the message board.

 
For sure, I'll be 21 by game time next season and possibly using my GI to enroll at UNL. So some cheap seats, some good food and some fellow huskers to talk about lofty expectations we'll all have for the season sound just about perfect! Have you guys scheduled the first game HB will be doing another tailgating shindig?

 
I took my momma instead of my main squeeze this time around. Wouldn't a been too much fun for her, I don't think at least. I did actually find the place though. I was also too damn poor to bring a snack of some kind and didn't want to be THAT guy. Woulda been fun though, cept I'm not 21 til summer so my sobriety may have awkarded the place up a bit lmao.
Not sure which is more awkward, Army's sobriety, or the reason for him not showing up...
I actually just clicked the show anyways to see if this was related to me, and of course it was lol. You seem to still have some crazed fascination with me that you're now extending to my mother. Idk why me not going because of her is awkward...?

 
For sure, I'll be 21 by game time next season and possibly using my GI to enroll at UNL. So some cheap seats, some good food and some fellow huskers to talk about lofty expectations we'll all have for the season sound just about perfect! Have you guys scheduled the first game HB will be doing another tailgating shindig?
Not yet. We should get something going, though.

 
If there's one this season, I pray you, make mid to late season. 3rd kiddo is due between 1st and 2nd game. I'll probably be taking my son to the first few, so then I'll be having to go to that dadgum pavilion again.

 
I took my momma instead of my main squeeze this time around. Wouldn't a been too much fun for her, I don't think at least. I did actually find the place though. I was also too damn poor to bring a snack of some kind and didn't want to be THAT guy. Woulda been fun though, cept I'm not 21 til summer so my sobriety may have awkarded the place up a bit lmao.
Not sure which is more awkward, Army's sobriety, or the reason for him not showing up...
I actually just clicked the show anyways to see if this was related to me, and of course it was lol. You seem to still have some crazed fascination with me that you're now extending to my mother. Idk why me not going because of her is awkward...?
I'm not sure at what point I mentioned the individual that gave birth to you, and this is the first time I've said anything regarding you or your bromance with Hedley in weeks. I'm not sure if that falls under the "crazed fascination" portion of the program, because if you think it does, then you're obviously just as delusional as the artist formerly known as wifi...

 
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