I decided not to jump into The Dredge despite

that soul crushing loss to hated Iowa. 

Why? I want to see us beat hated Creighton in basketball this Saturday. 

But if we lose to Creighton, I'm definitely jumping into The Dredge. At that point, there will be no reason for me to live. Losing to Iowa and Creighton in the same year is just unbearable. What has happened to the once mighty Huskers? How can we keep losing to those loser schools, Creighton and Iowa. Losing to Creighton, in particular, galls me. It is a tiny private school while we are the state's land grant college and the flagship of the state university system. We have way more athletic money than those people in Omaha. I can't tell you how disgusted and frustrated I am about this Creighton series. I wished we didn't even play them. I'd much rather play the likes of Drake or South Dakota State. 

We might have won that Iowa game if you people would have organized that Ritual Exorcism of Husker Nation that I begged you to do. But nooooo. Nobody listens to Thurston from Pender. 
My only question is, does The Dredge need to be capitalized?

 
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You better do it quick before the Dredge freezes up, instead of that big splash your looking for your just gonna go splat. 
The other possibility is if the water isn't deep enough and a muddy bottom slurps him up and unable to get free, he drowns.  A bridge construction worker died that way.  Easy to remember: splat or slurp bad, splash good.

 
that soul crushing loss to hated Iowa. 

Why? I want to see us beat hated Creighton in basketball this Saturday. 

But if we lose to Creighton, I'm definitely jumping into The Dredge. At that point, there will be no reason for me to live. Losing to Iowa and Creighton in the same year is just unbearable. What has happened to the once mighty Huskers? How can we keep losing to those loser schools, Creighton and Iowa. Losing to Creighton, in particular, galls me. It is a tiny private school while we are the state's land grant college and the flagship of the state university system. We have way more athletic money than those people in Omaha. I can't tell you how disgusted and frustrated I am about this Creighton series. I wished we didn't even play them. I'd much rather play the likes of Drake or South Dakota State. 

We might have won that Iowa game if you people would have organized that Ritual Exorcism of Husker Nation that I begged you to do. But nooooo. Nobody listens to Thurston from Pender. 

Creighton is better at recruiting. All I can say.

 
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