I had lumpy flatulence today -- impact for the Huskers?

[JJ Husker]

Never believe it is only flatulence.  Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game?  What was the impact on their play?

I believe the saying is “never trust a fart”.

 

[ZRod]

If Mastadon doesn't show said brown out within the hour do we ban him?

 

[Scarlet Overkill]

Where's a good food derailment when you need it?

 

[JJ Husker]

 

[Scarlet Overkill]

 

[JJ Husker]

If Mastadon doesn't show said brown out within the hour do we ban him?

I got my man Mastadon....

 

[huKSer]

How about this?

 

[4skers89]

Is this what happens when you have a s#itty season and miss the bowl?

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

What did you have for lunch? 

 

[kozzman555]

The best part of this is that last night when me and the GF were decorating the Christmas tree, she farted and then screamed “Oh God, I just s#!t myself” and ran off to the bathroom. I hear her like ten seconds later “oh no babe, I’ve got a$$pi$$”. True story. 

 

[PasstheDamnBallGuy]

The pants for Illinois were kinda brown. Hard to say what could have happened that game. 

 

[mnhusker]

I'm calling it now. OFFICIALLY OFF SEASON 

I Second this.  I thought the thread was going to on a new menu item at Taco Bell.

 

[The Dude]

Have Husker players ever had a brown out during a game?

 

[ZRod]

The best part of this is that last night when me and the GF were decorating the Christmas tree, she farted and then screamed “Oh God, I just s#!t myself” and ran off to the bathroom. I hear her like ten seconds later “oh no babe, I’ve got a$$pi$$”. True story. 

f#&%ing gross!

 

[kozzman555]

f#&%ing gross!

And yet I still love her. Let he who has never pooped themselves throw the first fresh pair of underwear.