If you could ask questions at post game pressers........

Coach, are you satisfied with fielding the worst team in 50 years or do you have loftier goals for the future?

Do you even look at what your DC is doing?  Why are your DBs playing 10 yards off the line of scrimmage every single down?

Will you live in Corvallis when you go back to Oregon or are you buying a place in Lincoln City on the coast?

 
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Did dismuke know he was responsible for Qb?

Did you ever consider loading up to stop the run and make a team that has passed for a combined 150 yards the last 2 games pass the ball against?

Who is Newby's backup?

Why did you make me watch blowhard pj fleck run up and down the field like an idiot, and did you watch any film of Minnesota this week?

What (laughs) ... um what is your staffs (laughs).... what are your plans on Barkley next week?

 
Which coach is more inept: Langs or Fiasco?  Expand on that. 

How many JUCO players are going to be needed next year to clean up the lack of teaching, training, lack of execution, and general lack of focus over the last three years?

 
Why are calling timeouts when your blown out like an idiot? Are you sure you know how timeouts actually work, they are for your advantage, because in 3 years I have never seen you use one appropriately in any game? 

 
How do you make Lamar Jackson, a top 100 recruit look like he’s never played the game before? Oh, and before you answer, please don’t give me a Mr. Rogers response. 

 
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How have you managed to remain a head coach for 30 years in a profession you have no business being in? Is the CIA involved? If so, to what depths do you have knowledge of aliens?

 
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