If you were a mod (or if you could abuse your mod powers)

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Disclaimer: I fully expect this thread to go down in flames. 

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If you were a mod or if you are a mod and could abuse your powers what would you do? 

(Full disclosure: I've had a few c$%ktails)

I was scrolling thru the lounge threads and recreating topics in my mind so what brought this topic to mind was @Landlord's thread about his documentary and I thought it would be funny to change it to "I'm Directing a Pornography!" 

Alright, submit yours or just s#!t on me for this rambling

 
I would install a script on everyone who complains about the eyeroll so that ten minutes after every one of their posts, an eyeroll would appear.

I would merge all the threads of anyone who posts a new thread whenever a new thought pops into their head into one giant megathread. And I would give it a silly title like "My Mental Flatulence."

 
I think at one time the word "Blackout" was censored, like most swear words are on this site.  I would censor different words to make posters go crazy!

I would also ban people if they had more than 1 link in a post that was supposed to support their take.

 
As far as modifying thread titles....

I'm going to do this becomes...I'm going to clog the board with sh#t anyone could easily find with a Google search but only God knows why they would want to

Douschebag Hall Fame becomes...Douchebag Hall of Fame.

I would also make Husker Basketball a subforum of Sort of Sportslike Activities which would be a subforum of Other Sports.

 
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teachercd said:
I think at one time the word "Blackout" was censored, like most swear words are on this site.  I would censor different words to make posters go crazy!

I would also ban people if they had more than 1 link in a post that was supposed to support their take.
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Like "c$%ktail"?

JJ Husker said:
Douschebag Hall Fame becomes...Douchebag Hall of Fame.
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@knapplc took my first idea with the eyeroll idea, but I'd perma-ban anyone that ****ed with the prayer thread on game days, cheese fry threads would no longer be persona non grata, and Caps Lock Friday would be mandatory. 

 
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