Bo learned how to do injury reports from the black knight in Monty Python...honestly I wouldn't be surprised if someone showed up with an amputated leg on the sideline and it was a day to day thing.
Sipple: Hey Bo Rex's leg came off.
Bo: No it didn't
SIp: It's laying right there!
Bo: I don't know anything about that. I'm worried about the process.
Sip: You don't know anything about the dismembered leg Choi is now air guitaring with?
Bo: Ah, Rex had a sprain, it will be a day to day deal.
Sip: He sprained his leg off?
Bo: A little rest and ice, we'll see how he feels come Saturday, Rex is a tough kid
Sip: He's going into shock Bo
Bo: He'll be OK, rub some dirt on it.
Sip: It's fieldturf, all we have is granulated tire
Bo: Well when in Rome
Sip: What does that even mean?
Bo: that means sprains happen, rub some granulated rubber on it, next guy up
Sip: Sprains that are actually bloody stumps happen?
Bo: Ya, sprains happen, could be week to week
Sip: :confucius