Iowa Joke Thread

Addison Mode said:
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I don't care what kind of stereo you got!
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Back when Nebraska was good, you would tell these jokes and were smug about it. Now that they are not so good, and will probably never be at the same level again, you have to be biting your tounges a little while telling them. Why? Because you may very well get your asses kicked on Friday! Tell me that you are not at least a little nervous!

Whe we do kick your asses, will you stand and applaud like you used to do when Nebraska was a real winning program? I don't think so. You will be booing Martinez, the coaching staff, and frankley, the entire team. History is just that, it is history. You have had a good one, but it is gone! Pam Andersen used to have nic etits too, but those are long gone! It has been allot of fun for fans around the country see you guys turn on each other, your coaches, your University, and of course the lowest of low, your 18-21 year old players. Yes you have class, it just happens to be low! Pelini was right when he calle dall of you a whining bunch of focks (or something like that, it was hard to understand with all of the rage).

Last joke........Tom Osbourne has done all of this to your beloved program and he has laughed all the way to the bank! He has pulled all of the strings and made many of the decisons from behind the scenes. You still think he is god? He has fleeced Nebraska along with the fans, and you all keep sucking him off!

 
Hawkeye2011 said:
Back when Nebraska was good, you would tell these jokes and were smug about it. Now that they are not so good, and will probably never be at the same level again, you have to be biting your tounges a little while telling them. Why? Because you may very well get your asses kicked on Friday! Tell me that you are not at least a little nervous!

Whe we do kick your asses, will you stand and applaud like you used to do when Nebraska was a real winning program? I don't think so. You will be booing Martinez, the coaching staff, and frankley, the entire team. History is just that, it is history. You have had a good one, but it is gone! Pam Andersen used to have nic etits too, but those are long gone! It has been allot of fun for fans around the country see you guys turn on each other, your coaches, your University, and of course the lowest of low, your 18-21 year old players. Yes you have class, it just happens to be low! Pelini was right when he calle dall of you a whining bunch of focks (or something like that, it was hard to understand with all of the rage).

Last joke........Tom Osbourne has done all of this to your beloved program and he has laughed all the way to the bank! He has pulled all of the strings and made many of the decisons from behind the scenes. You still think he is god? He has fleeced Nebraska along with the fans, and you all keep sucking him off!
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who has more rage? this guy talking about husker fans? or Bo discussing calls with the refs?

 
Hawkeye2011 said:
Back when Nebraska was good, you would tell these jokes and were smug about it. Now that they are not so good, and will probably never be at the same level again, you have to be biting your tounges a little while telling them. Why? Because you may very well get your asses kicked on Friday! Tell me that you are not at least a little nervous!
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whether we are good or not, iowa will still be a joke.

 
Hawkeye2011 said:
Whe we do kick your asses, will you stand and applaud like you used to do when Nebraska was a real winning program? I don't think so

It has been allot of fun for fans around the country see you guys turn on each other, your coaches, your University, and of course the lowest of low, your 18-21 year old players. Yes you have class, it just happens to be low!
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1) We always do. Ask UCLA and MSU. Still, not happening this weekend. Not by a long shot.

2) HA! If there's one thing this team has refused to do, it's exactly that.

 
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