Kardashian shows

[NUance]

The Bosnian Firestorm seems logistically impossible.

Maybe so. But NOT worth the risk.

//Note to self: Avoid knobbing from: 1) crazy Bosnian chicks; 2) women who bring flammable liquids to bed.

 

[Bradr]

This could be the beginning of a Bosnian BBQ.

 

[huKSer]

I'm a sympathetic enough man to realize the appeal of the Kardashian shows to women: its porno for chicks. Its the story of three dingy sluts with no jobs, tons of cash, hot guys fawning over them, and endless shopping.

The only, and I do mean ONLY, thing I really want to know about that woman is how many Mexican lawn guys does it take to keep that ape hairless?

For those who are seasoned enough to remember.

Kardashian sisters = Gabor sisters

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[HUSKER 37]

I'm a sympathetic enough man to realize the appeal of the Kardashian shows to women: its porno for chicks. Its the story of three dingy sluts with no jobs, tons of cash, hot guys fawning over them, and endless shopping.

The only, and I do mean ONLY, thing I really want to know about that woman is how many Mexican lawn guys does it take to keep that ape hairless?

For those who are seasoned enough to remember.

Kardashian sisters = Gabor sisters

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I had no idea there was more than two Gabor Sisters.

I remember snorting Cap'n Crunch out my nose for the 1st time while watching Lisa Douglass bargain "in the wrong direction" with Mr. Haney...

Near as I can remember she was trying to buy "Olivah" an anniversary present.

Mr Haney tried selling her a suit for $15..She countered with $10..Mr Haney then said $12 and Lisa said $5..Then a closeup of Mr Haney with a puzzled look on his face and he says, "No..I don't think you understand the art of negoteeeashuuun". and tried starting over again.

Lisa Douglas: Why do you want to irritate your corn?

Oliver Douglas: Irrigate. It means put water on it.

Lisa Douglas: Won't that irritate it?

Lisa Douglas: When you married me you knew that I couldn't cook, I couldn't sew, and I couldn't keep house. All I could do was talk Hungarian and do imitations of Zsa Zsa Gabor.Oliver Douglas: Who?

 

[Hingle McCringleberry]

Dude, I'm going me vs the mom and the 3 evil stepsisters...

they're all getting a map of Hawaii, Pete North style

:laughpound

Bro, all four of them are getting the Donkey Punch, the Dirty Sanchez, the Rusty Trombone, and the Angry Dragon, and none of them in that order

Gonna leave them all sticky broke and confused with all of their debit cards on my dresser....

Yes the Angry Dragon!!!!!

I personally am a huge fan of the Bosnian Bar-B-Que

Those are fine and dandy... I prefer the Rusty Venture... Well the Rusty part, the Venture part is a little OTT...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFZsurSWxs

I suck at embedding video...

 

[CornHOLIO]

I would never believe a mother would be involved in her daughter's sex tape...Oh, wait, they are Kardashians...nevermind.

 

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[MLB 51]

Kourtney is the only one I would touch. Khloe is but ugly and Kim's a$$ is way to big. I'd probably do the mom though.