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ohiohusker said:
Trying to find tickets to the Texas game.....giving up and going to "Plan B"....Missouri game. Can you all feel sorry for me and let me win?!
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Yea. Getting tickets for the Texass game will cost a ton. The ones for mizzou could be high too but I'm sure not as bad. I'm sure glad I got season tickets.

 
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huskerdavo said:
*posted another site*

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.

What do you get in the end of it?

A death!

What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

(1)

You should die first,

you know, start out dead,

get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home,

feeling better every day.

(2)

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension, then, when you start work,

you get a gold watch on your first day.

(3)

You work 40 years until you're young enough

to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,

you party, you're generally promiscuous

(hey, you've only got a few years left,

what's the big deal?!?)

and you get ready for High School.

(4)

Then you go to primary school,

you become a kid, you play,

you have no responsibilities,

and, finally, you become a baby.

(5)

The last step, you spend your last 9 months

floating peacefully with luxuries like

central heating, spa, room service on tap,

larger quarters everyday, and then

You finish off as an orgasm
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:laughpound :laughpound :laughpound

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the living, breathing Benjamin Button! (standing ovation emoticon)

 
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Taco flavored kisses! I win!

 
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