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Here are some of the threads I've started in the past month or so on highly important world news:

  • Chinese news reporter confuses rubber vagina for rare mushroom

  • Man with $300 in bank withdraws $1.5 million. Due to bank error.

  • Ninth Circuit to DEA: putting a gun to an 11-year-old's head is not OK

  • Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Dudeism

  • Man becomes savant after brutal beating by muggers

  • Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats

  • Woman leaves baby on top of car. Drives home from party.

  • Cop shot wife in the butt. Accidentally.

  • Porn video shot in L.A. Coliseum

  • Fish steals man's prosthetic arm

  • Homeless man robs Lowes, hijacks nudist camp golf cart in attempted getaway


I wonder what a newspaper would look like if I was the editor-n-chief. :lol:

/Oh yeah, I WIN!

 
NUance said:
Here are some of the threads I've started in the past month or so on highly important world news:

  • Chinese news reporter confuses rubber vagina for rare mushroom

  • Man with $300 in bank withdraws $1.5 million. Due to bank error.

  • Ninth Circuit to DEA: putting a gun to an 11-year-old's head is not OK

  • Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Dudeism

  • Man becomes savant after brutal beating by muggers

  • Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats

  • Woman leaves baby on top of car. Drives home from party.

  • Cop shot wife in the butt. Accidentally.

  • Porn video shot in L.A. Coliseum

  • Fish steals man's prosthetic arm

  • Homeless man robs Lowes, hijacks nudist camp golf cart in attempted getaway


I wonder what a newspaper would look like if I was the editor-n-chief. :lol:

/Oh yeah, I WIN!
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Gee whiz Mr., don't choke on your horn whilst tootin it! Don't separate your shoulder whilst patting ones self on back! :D
P.S.- I win for for working in the word 'whilst' twice! BOOM! Who's next? I can go on in this battle of wits all day long but you people are obviously unarmed!!!

 
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RedRedJarvisRedwhine said:
Gee whiz Mr., don't choke on your horn whilst tootin it! Don't separate your shoulder whilst patting ones self on back! :D
P.S.- I win for for working in the word 'whilst' twice! BOOM! Who's next? I can go on in this battle of wits all day long but you people are obviously unarmed!!!
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Ha ha! I proably wouldn't get in a battle of the wits. Since I was poking fun at all the witless threads I start. The threads list above would be worthy of the front page on the National Enquirer. :lol:

WIN WIN WIN!! So full of WIN!!

 
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NUance said:
Here are some of the threads I've started in the past month or so on highly important world news:

  • Chinese news reporter confuses rubber vagina for rare mushroom

  • Man with $300 in bank withdraws $1.5 million. Due to bank error.

  • Ninth Circuit to DEA: putting a gun to an 11-year-old's head is not OK

  • Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Dudeism

  • Man becomes savant after brutal beating by muggers

  • Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats

  • Woman leaves baby on top of car. Drives home from party.

  • Cop shot wife in the butt. Accidentally.

  • Porn video shot in L.A. Coliseum

  • Fish steals man's prosthetic arm

  • Homeless man robs Lowes, hijacks nudist camp golf cart in attempted getaway

I wonder what a newspaper would look like if I was the editor-n-chief. :lol:

/Oh yeah, I WIN!
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It's called 'The Onion'.

 
Foppa said:
NUance said:
Here are some of the threads I've started in the past month or so on highly important world news:

  • Chinese news reporter confuses rubber vagina for rare mushroom

  • Man with $300 in bank withdraws $1.5 million. Due to bank error.

  • Ninth Circuit to DEA: putting a gun to an 11-year-old's head is not OK

  • Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Dudeism

  • Man becomes savant after brutal beating by muggers

  • Man Divorces Wife After She Brings Home 550 Cats

  • Woman leaves baby on top of car. Drives home from party.

  • Cop shot wife in the butt. Accidentally.

  • Porn video shot in L.A. Coliseum

  • Fish steals man's prosthetic arm

  • Homeless man robs Lowes, hijacks nudist camp golf cart in attempted getaway

I wonder what a newspaper would look like if I was the editor-n-chief. :lol:

/Oh yeah, I WIN!
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It's called 'The Onion'.
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I knew that post smelled funny. :D

 
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