Let it all out here boys...

Some days I do okay and others I completely go off the deep and end and say f*&k like 47,000 times a day. If I ever have a kid it's going to be hard to contain........................ <_<
Think of it as preparing the tyke for a rewarding career in construction or as a longshoreman.

Or, alternatively, think of it as preparing him for relocation to New Jersey. You know the New Jersey alphabet, don't you? f'ing-A, f'ing-B, f'ing-C...

At least, that's what it appears to be when you listen to ETR...

 
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I had the same problem, I had a kid (still drop it like crazy when i'm not around her), It's easier then you think, because you'll catch yourself in mid "fuhh" then your wife will glare at you and you'll pull a fast one on her and finish it with "N, and games" or the classic "fuhhh...dge" She won't know what hit her!

 
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Some days I do okay and others I completely go off the deep and end and say f*&k like 47,000 times a day. If I ever have a kid it's going to be hard to contain........................ <_<
Think of it as preparing the tyke for a rewarding career in construction or as a longshoreman.

Or, alternatively, think of it as preparing him for relocation to New Jersey. You know the New Jersey alphabet, don't you? f'ing-A, f'ing-B, f'ing-C...

At least, that's what it appears to be when you listen to ETR...
:rollin Just wait if he decides to get into law enforcement, it'll get worse!

 
I had the same problem, I had a kid (still drop it like crazy when i'm not around her), It's easier then you think, because you'll catch yourself in mid "fuhh" then your wife will glare at you and you'll pull a fast one on her and finish it with "N, and games" or the classic "fuhhh...dge" She won't know what hit her!
I'm starting to do the "fricks" and such and I'll try and stop myself and do, "Shut the front door." No one has told me to stop cursing I just want to so I don't sound so stupid. I catch myself if I lose my temper with someone on the street and I start cursing. It's unprofessional and I shouldn't do it, sometimes it's necessary to get your point across, but I guess this is what working in the jail for 6 1/2 years gets you. :lol:

 
I had the same problem, I had a kid (still drop it like crazy when i'm not around her), It's easier then you think, because you'll catch yourself in mid "fuhh" then your wife will glare at you and you'll pull a fast one on her and finish it with "N, and games" or the classic "fuhhh...dge" She won't know what hit her!
I'm starting to do the "fricks" and such and I'll try and stop myself and do, "Shut the front door." No one has told me to stop cursing I just want to so I don't sound so stupid. I catch myself if I lose my temper with someone on the street and I start cursing. It's unprofessional and I shouldn't do it, sometimes it's necessary to get your point across, but I guess this is what working in the jail for 6 1/2 years gets you. :lol:
Instead of curing you could always just pull ur gun and pistolwhip the sonaboch

 
I really try to curtail my cursing when necessary but it is very difficult for me to do sometimes.

I agree with BRI and teach my children that it makes you sound ignorant. Just hard as hell for me to practice what I preach.

Do as I say.. not as I do.. :dunno

 
Funny..

My Dad was in a bad mood most of the time, but the closest thing to a swear word I ever heard him say was "Dirty Bird!"..And usually when he was working on one of our vehicles.

It was funny watching him talk with the neighbor who couldn't go 4 words without a swear word and my Dad would glare at me trying to get me to leave?

About the only time I had a problem was going home from college..My Roomate at UNL was colorful and I'd found myself talking that way..

Now days..I usually just quote Johnny Dangerously..

"Farken Iceholes" "Corksuckers" and ....... "Duckies and Bunnies"

4EO4nYqAOfM

 
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