Matty Crucifixion Thread

Page 1 of another thread we could be bumping in a few years. Allow me to make some predictions:

-Knapplc becomes a mod again but it only lasts a couple months because Nebraska wins a conference title and knapp gets uber drunk on some red wine and makes lewd advances towards LOMS.

-LOMS has a sex change and prefers to be called "Baroness of Memorial Stadium".

-MattyIce finally bones a recruits mom and or a female member of the board. She doesn't enjoy it.

-walksalone finally runs out of people to fight with and starts bullying himself. The thread is still epic as f#*k.

-GSG5545 tires of Redux telling him his face is stupid and has plastic surgery. He realizes after how stupid that was since nobody sees his face on here. Stupid.

-84HuskerLaw breaks the board for a week when Nebraska makes the playoff. His post is so long the board is crippled.

-Redux is sexy into his mid 30's.

 
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Matty annoys me but in a good way.
Oh stop. I'm blushing.
Only blushing? I'll bet you have at least a half Rile going.
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