My Top Ten

Apparently turkey leg on a stick is a thing. Here's a bacon-wrapped version.

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10 Huskers You'd Want on your side in a Bar Fight (in their prime)

1. Ndamukong Suh

2. Rich Glover

2. Broderick Thomas

3. Andy Janovich

4. Christian Peter

5. Jason Peter

6. Lawrence Phillips

7. Cory Schlesinger

8. Terrell Farley

9. Tom Novak

10. Mike Rozier

 
MattyIce said:
Top 10 worst places you've slept???
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10. My floor in my 1st apartment in Lincoln (not just becausenof filth or discomfort, but because my bed was empty and 5ft away.

9. My car, not running, and during Like November.

8. This chick named Allies bed. She sucked to cuddle with and I had to work in the morning. Up all night and got nothing out of it.

7. A balcony of a party my buddy dragged me to when I was already shitfaced.

6. Futon couch of my now wifes house in Lincoln when we just started seeing eachother. She had a a big comfy bed 5 ft away...

5. The ground at Swan Lake....I had a tent 5ft away (I'm noticing a pattern).

4. A bathtub

3. During a presentation in Minnesota after getting 1-2hrs of sleep the night before.

2. Backseat of a full car that was still cruising around at 7am because there was still beer.

1. Floor of a trailer house in the trailer park of Doniphan NE. I was 15yrs old and lived almost an hour away. Not a good night.

 
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4. So I was dating a super hot chick. Like very hot. But I was sh#t canned and was f'ing around being a dumbass and pretending like I was gonna sleep on the couch (instead of bed with her) and then I passed out. Needless to say, that was the last time I stayed at her place
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3. School bus. Friend and I were hiding from a couple buddies and we were gonna surprise em. We passed out and woke up at sunrise. Thank god it wasn't a school night!

2. Fell down the stairs after a buddies wedding. Woke up on said staircase. At 9 AM.

1. Back of a car because I was puking from day drinking. Everyone else was at the bars. It was 10 PM. It was f'ing cold all night. Worst part was, I actually sharted too. Slept in those undies all night.

 
MattyIce said:
Top 10 worst places you've slept???
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10. Was driving a moving van at night that I had rented to move some stuff. Got real tired at about 2 a.m. Pulled over at a rest stop. Walked about 40 yards off the road, up in a grassy area and fell asleep with my jacket as a pillow.

9. Fell asleep in church. When I was a teenager. Slept for about 45 minutes of the hour service.

8. I got real tired driving a tractor while picking up round bales for a summer job. I got off the tractor and laid down in the shade beneath it. My boss and his son saw the tractor stopped out in the field. They drove their truck up and asked what I was doing.

7. On a box springs with no mattress at a frat house after a wild party.

6. In some random girl's room in Schramm Hall. We were both incredibly drunk when we met. I don't remember her name, and didn't remember what she looked like after I snuck out in the wee hours of the morning. I probably saw her around campus but had no idea we had slept together.

5. In Love Library while studying. When I woke up there was a long string of spit leaking out of my mouth onto a small puddle on the desk.

4. Was in my college room with a girl. She had to go brush her teeth or something, before we did it. I was asleep when she came back. She left in a huff, and never had anything to do with me after that.

3. Asleep in the passenger's seat while my buddy was driving my car. He slid off the interstate on black ice and rolled my car. Totaled it. We were both sober--hadn't had a drop.

2. Fell asleep at the wheel on the 10 freeway between Riverside and LA. The little lane bump things woke me up.

1. Fell asleep with Netflix on or watching TV late at night like 500 times. (I exaggerate. But it was a lot of times. lol)
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