Name a Strip Club

[KazLong]

Douschebag Hall of Fame

 

[GM_Tood]

Chix on Dix

Cheaters

 

[darkhorse85]

If you could own a strip club, what would you call it? My pick:

Captain Creamy's House O' Splooge

I know, it just came to me.

On the East side of the 5 in Lake Forst, CA there is a strip club named Captain Cream's. At least there was. Not sure if it's still there or not.

Not sure if I would actually visit that

It was meh. They served alcohol at least. But that also meant that it was only topless.

 

[RedSavage]

Just Getting A Beer With The Guys.

"Honey, where are you going?"

"Oh, Just Getting A Beer With The Guys."

Sorry but I don't think I'm stepping into a strip club called "Just getting a beer with the guys". Sounds like a sausage gazing club. Same as Redux's House of Spooge. Sounds a bit homosexual.

There's a bar in Omaha called Office West Lounge for just that reason. "Where are you going?" "To The Office"

To answer the OP, I'd go with The Cocktease and have a big rooster on top

 

[huKSer]

Just Getting A Beer With The Guys.

"Honey, where are you going?"

"Oh, Just Getting A Beer With The Guys."

Sorry but I don't think I'm stepping into a strip club called "Just getting a beer with the guys". Sounds like a sausage gazing club. Same as Redux's House of Spooge. Sounds a bit homosexual.

There's a bar in Omaha called Office West Lounge for just that reason. "Where are you going?" "To The Office"

To answer the OP, I'd go with The Cocktease and have a big rooster on top

A local bordello was named such

 

[Lyons in the Sea of Red.]

Beavers Cabaret and Casino - liquor in the front, poker in the back