Name change

[Ratt Mhule]

To whom this may concern,

Id like to change my name to Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Thank you for your time and efforts!

-LVM (The man formerly known as Po Belini)

 

[GSG]

Real men put their name changes up to a community vote...

Just sayin...

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

why?

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Real men put their name changes up to a community vote...

Just sayin...

This is correct

 

[ColoNoCoHusker]

Real men put their name changes up to a community vote...

Just sayin...

So Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is a real man? I thought it was a fake character from a fictional TV show...

 

[GM_Tood]

Real men put their name changes up to a community vote...

Just sayin...

So Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is a real man? I thought it was a fake character from a fictional TV show...

 

[ADS]

I don't like your new name.

 

[Count 'Bility]

Why not Rike Miley?

 

[NUance]

Why not Rike Miley?

You can't pull off a "Lorenzo Von Matterhorn" with a common moniker like Mike Riley.

 

[StPaulHusker]

Why not Rike Miley?

When I read this, I thought of Toshiro from Revenge of the nerds.

 

[Stumpy1]

I wanted him to do Bo's Nuttbutter.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

I don't like your new name.

Do the "Lorenzo Von Matterhorn" at a bar and you may change your mind. If that doesn't work, Id suggest the "Naked Man" It works two out of three times.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Why not Rike Miley?

Because if god forbid he gets fired, True and I will get into another fight and he will get b***hurt about my name again